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Corporate PR Tricks

OK, I will bitch about one thing today.

I really hate it when your CEO makes a proud announcement to the agency that everyone will be receiving x dollars as a bonus, when in reality after taxes your bonus is x/2.

Net net, I think I received less of a bonus than sanitation workers receive as Christmas gifts from homeowners on their route.

We're still gearing up for the release of the upcoming box office hit - Boymeat 2: The Search For More Money. Right now we're shopping around the domestic distribution rights.

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brehen
Apr. 8th, 2004 08:17 am (UTC)
Work Perks
*You are hereby invited to join the crew at Good Relations for a night of cocktails and chatter at the Inglemar...*Humboldts finest men's only club...*

We can venture to the Tip Top for a lap dance after that...*I have 2 for 1 coupons...*



slave_pug
Apr. 8th, 2004 01:56 pm (UTC)
What's a bonus?

~ slave pug
professorbird
Apr. 9th, 2004 08:03 am (UTC)
Don't knock the bonus kid. I've been working for coming up on three years with no raises and no bonus. Company is just barely holding in there.

And it's another year till I get my masters and can make real changes.
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