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Let's talk about sex, baby...

And now for everyone's favorite topic. Fucking.

Yes, we're gonna talk about fucking. Inserting a long slender item into a hole to create satisfaction. Or... perhaps procreation. Or... perhaps because there just isn't anything better to do.

Well, Mr. Swordtail must want lots of satisfaction... lots of kids... or he's really damned bored.

But, here is the most histerical thing. He misses. Always.

He's persistent though. Never gives up. Tries constantly.

You see, male swordtails have an extended tail... thus the sword in their name. And, they fuck with that tail. Problem is, their tail is behind them. So, poor Mr. Swordtail must back-up into whatever he is trying to probe. Note I said whatever, not whomever. Because he always misses.

I should really feel bad for the guy. I probably will... once I stop laughing. There goes Mr. Swordtail, acting all slick and pretending like he's sneaking up on his female target. He turns, points his tail... he shoots backwards!!! And the girl swordtail is long gone before his tail strikes.

Poor guy. Keeps missing the hole.

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petemosq
Aug. 23rd, 2004 09:33 pm (UTC)
Heeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrreeeee Fishy Fishy Fishy......
I just want to tell you something from the bottom of my heart.

You are a sick sick sick sick man.

Love you baby.
cyanidetablet
Aug. 24th, 2004 08:12 am (UTC)
Sounds like this guy I knew back in jr. high.... LOL
professorbird
Aug. 24th, 2004 09:09 am (UTC)
Gee, I was thinking of your sperm donor myself...

It's a miracle you were ever conceived.
cyanidetablet
Aug. 24th, 2004 09:09 am (UTC)
*snicker fits*
professorbird
Aug. 24th, 2004 09:15 am (UTC)
sorry. couldn't resist that one.

*drool*
naudia
Aug. 24th, 2004 09:53 am (UTC)
ROTFLOL!!! Poor little frustrated fishy...
inked_grl
Aug. 24th, 2004 12:42 pm (UTC)
Your writing reminds me of Chuck Palahniuk, something he would have wrote in Invisible Monster or smilier pieces.

Yes, the tragedy of missing the hole.
tim_h_davis
Aug. 25th, 2004 12:04 pm (UTC)
Can you get him some rear-view mirrors?
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