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Adult disclaimers

Today I was procrastinating... achem... doing, er... online research... when I ran into this following disclaimer (no, it wasn't for a porn site, it was for a humor site, you sicko.) Anyway, the disclaimer:

WARNING! This is an adult-oriented feature. It contains frank discussions of a sexual nature. If you are under 18, you cannot read this article. It will rot your brain and cause you to have a rubber fetish when you grow up. Remember, kids: sex is bad and should only be discussed late at night in a darkened room, or between consenting heterosexual adults who have been married for twelve years or more. Learn to become deeply ashamed of your body, and repress the wonder of your sexuality.

If you are over 18 and are not offended by adult content, then you are a disgusting pervert who has probably been arrested for various sex crimes while visiting Holland. We're tracking your presence on this page and later we will blackmail you by threatening to send this information to your local pastor or rabbi.

Enjoy!

The above can be found here.

Now, I thought that was just histerical. Which made me think... there must be other gems hidden out there on the great wide web of mystery. So, if you have a personal fave, let's hear it! Er... see it. Um... yeah.

Comments

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abtarchive
Nov. 22nd, 2005 10:17 pm (UTC)
hee!

sex is bad, mmmkay?
kgola
Nov. 22nd, 2005 10:26 pm (UTC)
dunno if this was exactly what you were looking for, but I was amused...
there are a couple funny haiku's that appear when you type in the wrong webpage on asstr.org

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data
Guess which has occurred.
-- David Dixon

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
-- Judy Birmingham

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
-- David J. Liszewski

Also, there were two limericks that used to appear that I always found quite amusing. I can't find them online anymore, but I have them on my computer, so I'll share them here with you.

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean -
And the clean ones so seldom are comical

The limerick's callous and crude,
Its morals distressingly lewd;
It's not worth the reading
By persons of breeding -
It's designed for us vulgar and rude
cleovale
Nov. 22nd, 2005 11:22 pm (UTC)
that was wonderful, but almost caused me to pee my pants. (not that you would see that as a bad thing, lol)
njlexi
Nov. 23rd, 2005 07:01 am (UTC)
lmao
brehen
Nov. 23rd, 2005 03:48 am (UTC)
*Huh?
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