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Dec. 2nd, 2005

Today, I dunked my eyeglasses into my coffee.

I did it so smoothly, so directly, that you would have thought I confused my glasses for a donut.

My face now smells like coffee whenever I wear them. I cannot figure out if that is a bad thing or not.

When a coffee addict smells me out, and starts licking my face, I will judge based on their looks and whether or not I would like to sleep with them.

That'll be the best way to tell if this morning was a masterful demonstration of rico suave sexiness, or sleepy moronic actions.

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boxofchaos
Dec. 2nd, 2005 04:10 pm (UTC)
Depends on whether it comes with cream and sugar or not... ;)
boymeat
Dec. 2nd, 2005 04:22 pm (UTC)
Cream, no sugar.
boxofchaos
Dec. 2nd, 2005 04:24 pm (UTC)
Actually, perfect...
I'd like the extra strong version please. :)

(my drink of choice is a triple americano with cream. on special occaisions, add coconut.)
julian_wolf
Dec. 2nd, 2005 04:16 pm (UTC)
*sniff sniff*

*SLURP*
boymeat
Dec. 2nd, 2005 04:21 pm (UTC)
It's working!

(that would be really nice in person...)
vvalkyri
Dec. 2nd, 2005 07:10 pm (UTC)
What a wonderful icon!
abtarchive
Dec. 2nd, 2005 04:24 pm (UTC)
*tries to figure out how canings play into this, as it seems they should*
boymeat
Dec. 2nd, 2005 04:34 pm (UTC)
Perhaps canings for the best lickers?
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contessagrrl
Dec. 2nd, 2005 04:36 pm (UTC)
Oooh. A coffee-flavored Boymeat?

I'm all over it. :)
cyanidetablet
Dec. 2nd, 2005 05:14 pm (UTC)
Do you have any idea how much it hurts to laugh when your lungs are all full of gooey infectious badness?

Still...that's hillarious!!! lol
luna_littleone
Dec. 2nd, 2005 05:16 pm (UTC)
Could have been worse....

You could have dunked the glasses and try to eat them like a donut.

Sounds like you need a restful weekend Sir.
beowabbit
Dec. 2nd, 2005 06:30 pm (UTC)
You know, without my eyeglasses on, I’m not sure I could find my coffee to dunk my glasses into it.
qnetter
Dec. 2nd, 2005 06:35 pm (UTC)
Oh, barista -- that's one Boymeat, super hot with an extra shot...
dawnmarie727
Dec. 2nd, 2005 07:15 pm (UTC)
Ok as funny as this post was individually this comment made it that much better ...
vvalkyri
Dec. 2nd, 2005 07:07 pm (UTC)
Maybe if it's low saliva licking...
rdhdsnippet
Dec. 2nd, 2005 07:57 pm (UTC)
But was it real coffee? Or that pansy New York stuff? *ducks*
pony_bootblack
Dec. 2nd, 2005 08:21 pm (UTC)
i have laughed about this repeatedly today..sometimes loudly and out loud. i even laughed in the cafeteria when i got my own mug of coffee...people thought i had lost my mind.
njlexi
Dec. 2nd, 2005 08:57 pm (UTC)
Note to self ... don't read boymeat's entries while drinking hot tea ... ouch!

Sounds quite yummy. *slurrrp*
brehen
Dec. 2nd, 2005 09:19 pm (UTC)
*Omg...*I'm gonna have a bellyache from laughing...*

something I did last week with my coffee....

I drove around the Wildberries Market with it on top of my car...*and you thought I could only balance water on my head...*
lisavnyc
Dec. 2nd, 2005 10:29 pm (UTC)
Rico...

Sauve...
professorbird
Dec. 2nd, 2005 10:35 pm (UTC)
AHA! You have found the secret to the family success. Cover it in coffee and they will come (cum?)

Love you, even if you're a goof.
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