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More (potential) brushes with fame

Today, a movie is being filmed on the roof deck of my office building.

Everyone is all a-flutter over the rumored appearances of Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore.

I will of course work to ride an elevator with them. If I succeed, I will let everyone know when the orgy with these two stars will take place. I imagine it will be fairly simple to convince them to come home with me. I mean, really.


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May. 11th, 2006 04:34 pm (UTC)
I'd pay a LOT of money for a photo of Hugh munching your armpits. Just keep that in mind, should it come up. 'K?
May. 11th, 2006 04:41 pm (UTC)
I think I would too... ;-)
May. 11th, 2006 04:45 pm (UTC)
Oh. Great. Now I have man-on-man images in my brain involving Hugh Grant and lots of bears and cubs.

How the hell am I supposed to concentrate on work orders??
May. 11th, 2006 04:35 pm (UTC)
If you get Drew's toes I will be green with envy. ;)
May. 11th, 2006 04:41 pm (UTC)
I don't think I'd make it down to his toes.
May. 11th, 2006 04:47 pm (UTC)
you mean her toes....
I can't blame you. *giggle*
May. 11th, 2006 04:52 pm (UTC)
You're right. My bad. Yes, Drew's toes will obviously need to be hand. I think I'd be after other things on Mr. Hugh though...
May. 11th, 2006 04:59 pm (UTC)
now that's not fair....
I have that all stuck in my head now.
May. 11th, 2006 04:35 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah? Well yesterday outside the Art Institute of Philadelphia someone was filming Sumo wrestlers. I walked outside and was eye level with a really big butt.

Thankfully, no orgies followed.
May. 11th, 2006 04:39 pm (UTC)
Sumo wrestlers are so much fun. But agreed, I'm not sure I really want to have sex with one of them.
May. 11th, 2006 04:44 pm (UTC)
Wow! You mean there's someone you wouldn't have sex with?

I thought it was only people with large tweezers....

/ducking now
May. 11th, 2006 04:53 pm (UTC)
You are the only one keeping the tweezer thing alive. One day I will figure out retribution.
May. 11th, 2006 04:56 pm (UTC)
I have years of practice in ways to torture you my dear. Age and treachery always win the end.

Besides, it's such a wonderful image and I can't help but think of you whenever I have to "pluck".

May. 11th, 2006 05:00 pm (UTC)
I was there and it was not a wonderful image.
May. 11th, 2006 05:32 pm (UTC)
LOL! Imagination is often more fun than reality my dear. ;)

May. 11th, 2006 04:40 pm (UTC)
i've always wanted to kiss Drew Barrymore's nose...
its just soo cute.
May. 11th, 2006 04:41 pm (UTC)
She also has great feet. Yeah, this menage-a-trois could work very well.
May. 11th, 2006 04:45 pm (UTC)
do you have a camera phone?
May. 11th, 2006 04:53 pm (UTC)
I do, but its basically useless because I can't do anything with the photos. I decided to stop paying for the picture service.
May. 11th, 2006 04:58 pm (UTC)
oh for shame.... i guess a extremely detailed accountwill have to do...

things i will need to know:
how does her hair smell?
what panties was she wearing?
is she shaved?


go get 'em tiger ;)
May. 11th, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC)
Gee, that's almost as much fun as when the tweaked out white trash meth addict known as Britney broke her knee "dancing" in front of my apartment two summers back.
May. 11th, 2006 05:12 pm (UTC)
Hit me baby one more time!
May. 11th, 2006 05:14 pm (UTC)
Not so innocent
As for her "talent?" It's all editing. I learned the dance routine in five minutes. She took a whole day and still didn't have it right.
May. 11th, 2006 05:17 pm (UTC)
Re: Not so innocent
No really hit her...please!

I would LOVE to see you dance it. :)
I mean that too.
May. 11th, 2006 05:20 pm (UTC)
Re: Not so innocent
Since forgotten, though I did a performance for my students that afternoon.
May. 11th, 2006 10:33 pm (UTC)
Did you see Kelly? That's the movie he's been working on the past 6 weeks. He sent me a pic from the roof - very nice!
May. 11th, 2006 11:57 pm (UTC)
I have not! Too bad... he and I should have done lunch.
May. 12th, 2006 12:33 am (UTC)
That's so funny. I had an unbearable crush on her while I was growing up. At a very early age and through her rough years. I remember thinking very dirty thoughts at a young age... :) I want to get stuck in an elevator with Drew. ;)
May. 12th, 2006 01:47 am (UTC)
Stuck in an elevator with Drew. And it breaks of course, between very ominous floors like 17 and 18, and she utterly freaks out because... well.. because this is my daydream. So I must console her. And I am so very kind, and the small of her back is so sweet and fragile as I press my palm to it. And her hair smells like tangerines, and the curve of her shoulder trembles as I hold her close. The line of her throat is like satin against my lips, faintly damp and downy as I whisper to her that the elevator is safe and she curls even closer. *sigh*

oh what.. what were we talking about again?
some movie?
May. 12th, 2006 04:07 am (UTC)
OMG drew barrymore.. *drool*
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