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More bizarre office experiences

My building just upgraded their fire notification system. They're doing all this testing now, and there are all of these whistles and beeps and sirens happening.

Most of them sound eerily like sound effects from one of my favorite '80s porn videos, Heavenly Desire. Wow, I can't believe I even admitted my love for that film here. How embarrassing.

Now I'm terribly excited at my desk, and can't stand up.

One of the best lines from the film was... well, wait, some background. Two 1800's prostitutes get revived by the Devil's man. He offers them a choice, go to heaven, or perform a task for the Devil (help deflower two virgins who are rushing a present-day sex-obsessed sorority) to earn their passage to Hell.

They ask, "Why wouldn't we want to go to Heaven? Why Hell?"

He replies, "Well, do you want to spend the rest of eternity on a cloud with a harp playing Amazing Grace, or do you want to come down to where the action is?"

That line affected me deeply as a child. Oh yeah.

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luna_littleone
May. 12th, 2006 02:47 pm (UTC)
You know I was trying to come up with something witty to say and words are just failing me.
The thought of you getting turned on by fire alarm sounds is amusing to me.

Must be one of those days.
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luna_littleone
May. 12th, 2006 03:01 pm (UTC)
better than mango pudding. *snicker*
boxofchaos
May. 12th, 2006 03:05 pm (UTC)
hehe, funny. Pavlov was the first thing I thought of too.
boxofchaos
May. 12th, 2006 03:04 pm (UTC)
Pavlov was always a turn on for me...

Now we REALLY know you're a freak. ;)
rightkindofme
May. 12th, 2006 03:41 pm (UTC)
That's hot.

And baby, you know I will be where the action is. ;)
jaspamaster
May. 12th, 2006 03:59 pm (UTC)
Okay I know that film Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Still amazing how much better the old X films are
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