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The hair must stay on!!!

Title was inspired by, and written with apologies to Queen.

So, there is this girl. I've known her for 5 years... maybe more. Vanilla, ex-coworker. We hung out a lot, took smoke breaks together, I went to a birthday party or two with her.

Over the years, we began to flirt. It grew heavier. Turns out she has a thing for her feet being played with. OK, I can do that.

We kissed a few times. Always hinted at doing more. Never did.

Recentely, we started talking again. Flirting again. And it finally became serious - that we would really get together and have some fun.

Up starts the negotiation. And her big catching point? Her one big must-have request?

She wants me to shave/wax/nair my chest. She hates body hair, and wants me to get rid of mine. And it's a deal-breaker. She won't back down from it.

Sorry, hun. No hook-up is worth that. The fur stays.


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Oct. 26th, 2006 02:58 pm (UTC)
I've been experiencing a few gender stereotype reversals as of late. It's a strange but good feeling.
Oct. 26th, 2006 04:21 pm (UTC)
Years ago I got turned down by a woman who really hated beards and I refused to shave mine off for her.
Oct. 26th, 2006 04:54 pm (UTC)
Where do you people find these weird women? :) Beards are tickly! Tickly is good! :)
Oct. 26th, 2006 05:06 pm (UTC)
She actually had reasons related to some really nightmarish abuse. But fortunately there are plenty of women who appreciate fuzzy guys.
Oct. 26th, 2006 05:22 pm (UTC)
When I was younger (up until early 20's) I found scruffy beards to be a HUGE turn-off, and even short, well-kept beards were not my favorite. I'm slightly over that now, but I still prefer them SHORT and well-groomed. Long, scraggly ones are not a hard limit any more, but all other things being equal, I'll take a goatee.
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Oct. 26th, 2006 02:58 pm (UTC)
Like there was a chance.
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Oct. 26th, 2006 02:58 pm (UTC)
*laughing* I could send side-by-side photos of you and I.
Oct. 26th, 2006 03:35 pm (UTC)
oooo, and to me please. (but I'll appreciate them more...)
Oct. 26th, 2006 02:35 pm (UTC)
I like fur! Grrowl.
Oct. 26th, 2006 02:59 pm (UTC)
I'll be sure to unbutton my shirt the next time I see you.
Oct. 26th, 2006 03:56 pm (UTC)
hehe me too.
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Oct. 26th, 2006 02:56 pm (UTC)

Well, that was the beginning and the end of it. I didn't start the negotiation, just finished it.

(although, now she is beginning to rethink...)
Oct. 26th, 2006 02:49 pm (UTC)
Hey do you know you've been in my fantasies several nights in a row now... and it didn't matter whether you were furry or not
Oct. 26th, 2006 02:56 pm (UTC)
Oct. 26th, 2006 04:31 pm (UTC)
*still perking*
Oct. 26th, 2006 06:26 pm (UTC)
Yeah something about you and M buggering my butt
Oct. 26th, 2006 06:31 pm (UTC)
Suddenly, buggery is SUCH a sexy word.
Oct. 26th, 2006 02:49 pm (UTC)
Being reminded of your furry chest is going to distract me all day.

P.S. That's one of my hard limits, too. No hair removal and no dousing the hearing aid.
Oct. 26th, 2006 02:57 pm (UTC)
I would never want to remove yours.

I love pulling on it way too much.
Oct. 26th, 2006 05:27 pm (UTC)
Her hearing aid?!
Oct. 26th, 2006 05:30 pm (UTC)
*shaking head*

Oct. 26th, 2006 03:41 pm (UTC)
Has someone asked to, um, sprinkle your hearing aid?
Oct. 26th, 2006 04:11 pm (UTC)
Hey, no fair, don't give him any ideas!
Oct. 26th, 2006 04:29 pm (UTC)
I have plenty of ideas that I still need to go through with you that don't touch your hard limits.

Fear not, your misery will come from other things. ;-)
Oct. 26th, 2006 03:03 pm (UTC)
what a shame....I love chest fur. I love furry men. I love furry women. I think body hair RULES.

(now, shaved HEADS on the other hand....)

Actually, I don't mind shaved fur, as long as there isn't too much stubble.
Oct. 26th, 2006 03:06 pm (UTC)
Funny, I don't really think of "fur" when I think of you. :) Was this hair issue a permanent thing? I dunno, I'm pretty much a bear, and I enjoy going 'nekkid' every now and then. :)
Oct. 26th, 2006 03:24 pm (UTC)
Well, this was for a one-time play date, so, I can't imagine she would have ever expected me to remove the hair permanently. That being said, the mere thought of removing my hair at ALL makes me absolutely aghast.

I love my hair. Yeah, I'm not as furry as others, but I love what I got.
Oct. 26th, 2006 03:26 pm (UTC)
Well, waxing isn't permanent. ( Can you tell I'm enjoying the idea of you experiencing a follicular exodus? :) )
Oct. 26th, 2006 03:38 pm (UTC)
You have an interesting way of asking to play there, bud.

Oct. 26th, 2006 03:51 pm (UTC)
I'm in a mood today. :) Say, you wouldn't happen to know anything about ... what's that word... uhm... sounds like "Boston"? Oh yah, 'bastinado'. You wouldn't happen to know anything about bastinado, would you? :)
Oct. 26th, 2006 04:30 pm (UTC)
Amazingly enough, I do. In fact, I use the technique when topping often. Need a demonstration?
Oct. 26th, 2006 04:55 pm (UTC)
Well, I'm a firm believer in hands-on education.
Oct. 26th, 2006 03:21 pm (UTC)
Wow. I mean, I guess everyone does have a right to their deal breakers but wow. I'm glad you didn't go for that one!
Oct. 26th, 2006 03:45 pm (UTC)
I like hair less on me, but love it on men. I loved my exhusband's fur (he was furry). S doesn't really ahve much anyway. BUt him not having it isn't a turn off or a turn on. I like it if it's there, and don't notice if it's not.

People are weird. Myself included, of course.

Oct. 26th, 2006 04:00 pm (UTC)
May I suggest hiding the duct-tape?
Oct. 26th, 2006 04:40 pm (UTC)
Thankfully, she only mentioned waxing, shaving, and NAIR. No duct tape. She's not as creative as lolitasir
Oct. 26th, 2006 05:30 pm (UTC)
Your forgot tweezers.
Oct. 26th, 2006 04:53 pm (UTC)
Wow. I have to say I can't imagine such a shallow an odd deal-breaker.

Then again, I guess it obviously doesn't feel that way to her. I likes ya as ya are, fuzzy or not, as you choose. :)
Oct. 26th, 2006 04:53 pm (UTC)
Whew! Viva le chest hair!

Hairless men = cock drop
:::insert juvenile sound effect:::

(and I don't even like sex with men! just aesthetically for me to look at -- KEEP THE FUR!)
Oct. 26th, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC)
You have chest hair? I just remember those ** ankles... and feet...

Oh, yeah! You do have chest hair! What a silly reason not to play with someone, especially if you both like feet...

*um... ankles*
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Oct. 26th, 2006 07:19 pm (UTC)
Ok, so it's not just me. :)
Oct. 26th, 2006 07:16 pm (UTC)
My exceptionally vague recollection of your bare chest doesn't include much hair at all. Is this yet another example of my poor memory or is she just that damn picky?

(Nevertheless, I'd have done it, but that's me. I'm not particularly fond of any of my body hair.)
Oct. 26th, 2006 07:58 pm (UTC)
What a bizarre request. Did she also want you to shave your legs since she doesn't like "body hair" or was it more of a not liking chest hair?


P.S. miss you!
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