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The hair must stay on!!!

Title was inspired by, and written with apologies to Queen.

So, there is this girl. I've known her for 5 years... maybe more. Vanilla, ex-coworker. We hung out a lot, took smoke breaks together, I went to a birthday party or two with her.

Over the years, we began to flirt. It grew heavier. Turns out she has a thing for her feet being played with. OK, I can do that.

We kissed a few times. Always hinted at doing more. Never did.

Recentely, we started talking again. Flirting again. And it finally became serious - that we would really get together and have some fun.

Up starts the negotiation. And her big catching point? Her one big must-have request?

She wants me to shave/wax/nair my chest. She hates body hair, and wants me to get rid of mine. And it's a deal-breaker. She won't back down from it.

Sorry, hun. No hook-up is worth that. The fur stays.

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boymeat
Oct. 26th, 2006 02:58 pm (UTC)
I've been experiencing a few gender stereotype reversals as of late. It's a strange but good feeling.
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boymeat
Oct. 26th, 2006 02:58 pm (UTC)
Like there was a chance.
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boymeat
Oct. 26th, 2006 02:58 pm (UTC)
*laughing* I could send side-by-side photos of you and I.
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viviane212
Oct. 26th, 2006 02:35 pm (UTC)
I like fur! Grrowl.
boymeat
Oct. 26th, 2006 02:59 pm (UTC)
I'll be sure to unbutton my shirt the next time I see you.
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boymeat
Oct. 26th, 2006 02:56 pm (UTC)
*laughing*

Well, that was the beginning and the end of it. I didn't start the negotiation, just finished it.

(although, now she is beginning to rethink...)
paksen
Oct. 26th, 2006 02:49 pm (UTC)
Hey do you know you've been in my fantasies several nights in a row now... and it didn't matter whether you were furry or not
boymeat
Oct. 26th, 2006 02:56 pm (UTC)
*perk*
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kinkmogul
Oct. 26th, 2006 02:49 pm (UTC)
Being reminded of your furry chest is going to distract me all day.

P.S. That's one of my hard limits, too. No hair removal and no dousing the hearing aid.
boymeat
Oct. 26th, 2006 02:57 pm (UTC)
I would never want to remove yours.

I love pulling on it way too much.
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panther
Oct. 26th, 2006 03:03 pm (UTC)
what a shame....I love chest fur. I love furry men. I love furry women. I think body hair RULES.

(now, shaved HEADS on the other hand....)

Actually, I don't mind shaved fur, as long as there isn't too much stubble.
reddywhp
Oct. 26th, 2006 03:06 pm (UTC)
Funny, I don't really think of "fur" when I think of you. :) Was this hair issue a permanent thing? I dunno, I'm pretty much a bear, and I enjoy going 'nekkid' every now and then. :)
boymeat
Oct. 26th, 2006 03:24 pm (UTC)
Well, this was for a one-time play date, so, I can't imagine she would have ever expected me to remove the hair permanently. That being said, the mere thought of removing my hair at ALL makes me absolutely aghast.

I love my hair. Yeah, I'm not as furry as others, but I love what I got.
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nyssimi
Oct. 26th, 2006 03:21 pm (UTC)
Wow. I mean, I guess everyone does have a right to their deal breakers but wow. I'm glad you didn't go for that one!
nex0s
Oct. 26th, 2006 03:45 pm (UTC)
I like hair less on me, but love it on men. I loved my exhusband's fur (he was furry). S doesn't really ahve much anyway. BUt him not having it isn't a turn off or a turn on. I like it if it's there, and don't notice if it's not.

People are weird. Myself included, of course.

n.
brehen
Oct. 26th, 2006 04:00 pm (UTC)
May I suggest hiding the duct-tape?
boymeat
Oct. 26th, 2006 04:40 pm (UTC)
Thankfully, she only mentioned waxing, shaving, and NAIR. No duct tape. She's not as creative as lolitasir
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rdhdsnippet
Oct. 26th, 2006 04:53 pm (UTC)
Wow. I have to say I can't imagine such a shallow an odd deal-breaker.

Then again, I guess it obviously doesn't feel that way to her. I likes ya as ya are, fuzzy or not, as you choose. :)
on_reserve
Oct. 26th, 2006 04:53 pm (UTC)
Whew! Viva le chest hair!

Hairless men = cock drop
:::insert juvenile sound effect:::

(and I don't even like sex with men! just aesthetically for me to look at -- KEEP THE FUR!)
julian_wolf
Oct. 26th, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC)
You have chest hair? I just remember those ** ankles... and feet...

Oh, yeah! You do have chest hair! What a silly reason not to play with someone, especially if you both like feet...

*um... ankles*
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