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Thinking to myself...

The longer I go, the higher up in the company I get.

The more attention I get.

The more visitors to my office I get.

So, I should probably bring home that little carton with needles and scalpels that has been sitting underneath my desk for so long.

Yeah, I should do that.

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klfjoat
Apr. 16th, 2007 07:28 pm (UTC)
By my way of thinking, they get what they deserve if they're nosing around your desk enough to see it. :-)
boymeat
Apr. 16th, 2007 07:31 pm (UTC)
Sounds good on paper... never quite works that well in execution though.
klfjoat
Apr. 16th, 2007 08:06 pm (UTC)
True. When I worked for the State of Louisiana, a woman was nosing around in her boss's desk when he wasn't there. She found his used gym shorts in a drawer. There was a gym next door, and he often used it on his lunch break. She claimed sexual harrassment, and he was fired... because SHE rummaged around in HIS desk.

dmedicus
Apr. 16th, 2007 07:48 pm (UTC)
I think you should put it on your desk. It would be a great conversation starter.
luna_littleone
Apr. 16th, 2007 08:12 pm (UTC)
Your bringing them Home?!?!
Reason #47 of why I said Play Party or Paddles. LOL
tripartite
Apr. 17th, 2007 12:43 am (UTC)
At least you have an office. I'm still stuck in the cells. (cube farm)

I don't know about NY but down here? I'd leave it ON my desk as a warning to those that might cross me. ;)
whispers_of_me
Apr. 17th, 2007 09:01 pm (UTC)
Nah, I wouldn't take them home, I'd put them on top of the desk...makes admonishing errant employees all the more fun :-)
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