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Thursday frivolities.

Seen above downtown Manhattan recently, skywritten up above - "Kyle is not alone."

OK, that's great. Who's Kyle?

Also, I'm sure by now everyone has heard about Paris Hilton somehow crying herself out of jail. Oh, but she's thanking the Sheriffs department for being "fair" and that she will be serving the rest of her sentence under house arrest.

Excuse me? You get to serve out your sentence in your mansion? What?

I would love to show Paris a truly frightening jail experience. I bet I could come up with a few ideas.

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bootedintexas
Jun. 7th, 2007 07:55 pm (UTC)
KYLE XY on ABC Family. drew out.
boymeat
Jun. 7th, 2007 08:01 pm (UTC)
Thank you! An entire wing of an office thanks you. We were all scratching our heads.
kaylaraine
Jun. 7th, 2007 09:15 pm (UTC)
At the end of last season, we found out that Kyle is a human clone and that there is another one in the making. Awesome advertisement!
fortryll
Jun. 7th, 2007 08:01 pm (UTC)
I'd like to help with that jail thing. So, most likely, would Scherz. Because, really, it's for a good cause, isn't it?
melebeth
Jun. 7th, 2007 08:12 pm (UTC)
She's such a whiny little spoiled twat.

I'm sure being in jail makes many people cry and gives them sleepless nights. Do they get out, because their mascara is running and they no longer look photo perfect? No! Loathsome specimen of plastiform humanity.

Sorry, what was I saying? I second fortryl. Can I kick her a lot?
luna_littleone
Jun. 7th, 2007 08:15 pm (UTC)
OMG....
*shakes head*
Okay....I have been building a scene where I am the prison warden from hell so please let me know if I can help. Practice makes perfect. *chuckle*
truckerspike
Jun. 8th, 2007 12:01 am (UTC)
I want to be the prison cook. Over-boiled slop 3 times a day served on a dirty tray.

"Just serve your time and shut your fat pussy lips!" - Jim Norton, Comedian
nipper_dawg
Jun. 7th, 2007 08:24 pm (UTC)
Have you seen her mother? i think Jail would be more healthy, being locked up with mom for 45 days could be cruel and unusual punishment.
We can take bets on how long before she violates it.
luna_littleone
Jun. 7th, 2007 08:37 pm (UTC)
wouldn't it be cool if she had to wear a collar like in the movie 'Running Man' where if she went past a certain marker her head would explode?

Just sayin'.....
julian_wolf
Jun. 7th, 2007 09:03 pm (UTC)
One of those electric billboards here in Albuquerque reads "Free Paris."

I'll have it removed before you come down.
tripartite
Jun. 8th, 2007 12:22 am (UTC)
Wouldn't it be nice if we could all serve our terms at home?

Oh, do tell. This should be good. I can see a real reality show, boymeat scares Paris shitless.
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