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Going from starfucker to starfuckee.



I have a hard time with the word "celebrity." Especially when it is directed at me.

The day I realized I was google-able, I freaked the fuck out. Really. My name is Phil, I'm a normal guy who works a normal job and lives in a normal smaller than fuck apartment and have the same money woes as anyone else out there. I am just another guy.

I am just another guy who likes to hit people, and for some strange reason people want me to tell them how to hit people more efficiently, with better accuracy, and with more glee and delight.

kathryntact has a wonderful girlfriend, the_hilzy_one. And like a good little girl should, kathryntact looked to share her new toy (i.e.: me) with her girlfriend. So, at 3 AM on Sunday morning, she did just that.

Can I interject right here and say I have no idea how this became my life, but I'm really fucking happy it did? Yeah, cause, yeah.

At first, I thought the_hilzy_one was just humoring me. But soon, we definetely hit it off on our own right. The three of us spent Sunday having more great times, and my singletail went loose again onto Hilzy. Fun fun fun was had.

The running joke of the weekend was that I was such a star, and they were so lucky to play with me. I was a pro-vert. A scenelebrity. Leatheratti. I blushed, and laughed, and only sometimes fought from running and hiding. Cue the normal guy Phil here.

So finally, to put the ultimate cap on what was the silliest day of the silliest and most funnest romp of a weekend, the_hilzy_one sneaked away and did something devious. She visited the kind folks from Fantasies in Leather and bought us all a gift - silver lame hankies.

A photo was taken of the three of our asses - me flagging left, the two of them surrounding me, flagging right.

I can't wait for the_hilzy_one  to move Northeast, which will be happening in a matter of weeks. NY, get ready. 'Cause here comes trouble.

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feyrieprincess
Jun. 12th, 2007 03:53 am (UTC)
I only wear mine in private ;)
boymeat
Jun. 12th, 2007 05:33 pm (UTC)
*laughing*

Best comment today.
melebeth
Jun. 12th, 2007 04:10 am (UTC)
Silver lame is single-tail? Or is it starfucker. I imagine that would make more sense.
boymeat
Jun. 12th, 2007 05:34 pm (UTC)
It is indeed starfucker. There is no specific color for singletails - it would wall in the general Black/SM category.
captainwhimsy
Jun. 12th, 2007 04:13 am (UTC)
That was amusing.
It was great to run into you at SELF, you looked like you were enjoying yourself a lot. I hope to run into you again at a future event. :)

boy nick.
boymeat
Jun. 12th, 2007 05:33 pm (UTC)
Re: That was amusing.
You were so much fun. More!
captainwhimsy
Jun. 12th, 2007 08:06 pm (UTC)
Re: That was amusing.
I'm sure that can be arranged. :) Thanks again.
julian_wolf
Jun. 12th, 2007 04:50 am (UTC)
I was questioned about my Silver Lame hankie at Pride this last weekend. I never have worn it in my right pocket...

Congrats on your new flag!

(so... Thunder is just a little over a month away...)
paksen
Jun. 12th, 2007 04:55 am (UTC)
Hey! where's the pic of the 3 asses with the hankies?
boymeat
Jun. 12th, 2007 05:31 pm (UTC)
It's coming.
the_hilzy_one
Jun. 12th, 2007 05:23 am (UTC)
*blushes* What a compliment!
I'm trouble? Nuh-uh! I'm a good girl... a maso-wussy even... Well known for my dripping sarcasm and comedic abilities (and "other talents" to be kept quiet!)

Anyways, for those who want to know... The picture of our 3 asses will be available soon for your viewing pleasures. I just need to hunt it down from the photographer.

I leave on Friday for the 2600 mile drive to the NorthEast. Might try to make it into NYC by Tuesday night or Wednesday... depends on how motivated I get. Anything good going on? Or maybe just meet for dinner and? *giggle*

Anyways... smooches from your silver lame tight pocket flagger. *Grin*
boymeat
Jun. 12th, 2007 05:31 pm (UTC)
Re: *blushes* What a compliment!
That Tuesday and Wednesday is gonna be nuts for me. Tuesday night I should be packing to leave for Leather Retreat, and Wednesday we drive away.

Wanna come help us pack?
the_hilzy_one
Jun. 12th, 2007 05:34 pm (UTC)
Re: *blushes* What a compliment!
What'll I be packin?

*weg*

Email me your digits and we will see what we can work out as I get closer.

hilzhills at gmail dot com
boymeat
Jun. 12th, 2007 11:32 pm (UTC)
Re: *blushes* What a compliment!
As it turns out, dahling will be teaching at TES that night for her first time ever. So, you could come to your first meeting!

the_hilzy_one
Jun. 13th, 2007 01:13 am (UTC)
Re: *blushes* What a compliment!
Well wouldn't that be fun. Which night... Monday or Tuesday?
boymeat
Jun. 13th, 2007 02:10 am (UTC)
Re: *blushes* What a compliment!
That would be on Tuesday night. Doors open at TES at 7:30. Meetings start at 8.
the_hilzy_one
Jun. 13th, 2007 02:14 am (UTC)
Re: *blushes* What a compliment!
Let's see if we can't make that happen. I can't wait to meet her!
boy_cru
Jun. 12th, 2007 05:20 pm (UTC)
remind me....you were *convinced* you weren't going to have a good time, right? hey this is funny, when i type here, it looks like silver lame! go figure!
boymeat
Jun. 12th, 2007 05:30 pm (UTC)
*laughing* Yep, that comment was well deserved. You are 100% correct, and I deserve the lame tag.

*tackles you* I can't wait for camp.
em_yrt
Jun. 12th, 2007 07:37 pm (UTC)
You know what I would say here, so I don't even have to say it.... but I wanted to post to remind you to remember what I would be saying!

See you soon!
boymeat
Jun. 12th, 2007 07:57 pm (UTC)
dahling and I were anticipating your comment!
em_yrt
Jun. 12th, 2007 09:45 pm (UTC)
Wouldn't want to disappoint you...
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