?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

Sensuality Redefined

(Because boymeat is too lazy to get up off of the bed, I, kathryntact, will be your guide through our latest bout of insanity.)

Imagine, if you will, a girl laying on her stomach on a bed having her backside being caned by a boy. Of course, boy hits hard with said cane and girl looks at him and makes a face followed by a slightly pained "ow."

Him: What? It's sensual.

Her: Just because there is music playing and good sex has been had recently doesn't make it "sensual".

Him: Hold on! *reaches up, grabs candle and lights it* There, now it's sensual.

Her: I hate you.

Comments

( 13 comments — Leave a comment )
domn8dlady
Nov. 24th, 2007 02:04 am (UTC)
That's Priceless!

Thanks for sharing.
melebeth
Nov. 24th, 2007 02:10 am (UTC)
*snort*

And that's why we adore the boymeat
tripartite
Nov. 24th, 2007 04:21 am (UTC)
Aw, that's so sweet. :)
njlexi
Nov. 24th, 2007 04:48 am (UTC)
Too funny! Thanks for the laugh!
wendyblackheart
Nov. 24th, 2007 04:51 am (UTC)
hahahahahahaha
high4tower
Nov. 24th, 2007 05:32 am (UTC)
I've heard of lazy tops, but this is ridiculous!
quem98
Nov. 24th, 2007 08:43 am (UTC)
*dies laughing*
lightniing
Nov. 24th, 2007 11:20 am (UTC)
Ahhhh yes. Just the post and giggle I needed to get the weekend off to a good start. :) Thanks!
professorbird
Nov. 24th, 2007 02:45 pm (UTC)
It's genetic. I"m sure it is. So glad to know you had a good day. of course, lunch would have been nice. Ahem.
feyrieprincess
Nov. 24th, 2007 06:16 pm (UTC)
Y'all are tres cute like whoa :)
lolitasir
Nov. 24th, 2007 10:46 pm (UTC)
That sounds about right.
thefoxglovelady
Nov. 25th, 2007 03:51 am (UTC)
*gigglesnork*

That's priceless....thank you for the laugh!
boy_cru
Nov. 25th, 2007 04:26 pm (UTC)
you do realize i'm shaking my head and smirking at the same time, right ;)
( 13 comments — Leave a comment )