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Ever feel like Gargamel?

I try not to post actual, full-on porn in this journal. Sure, an erotic image here and there. Or a really heated scene report, depicting SM play and its results. But graphic triple-x porn, not so much.

And especially not if it is strictly heterosexual porn.

But today, I have to make an exception. This is so mind-bendingly fantastic that it begs posting. I got to view it 1st thing this morning via the goodness that is scans_daily, and it wrecked by brain in the most wonderful of ways.

I just wish I spoke Spanish now.

Anyway, enough lead-in. Smurf this.

(NOTE - This is NSFW!!! Graphic video sex! Open in front of your boss and risk your early departure and/or sanity evaluations!)

http://www.redtube.com/8399

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clayfoot
Dec. 23rd, 2008 02:39 pm (UTC)
This isn't a RickRoll, is it?
boymeat
Dec. 23rd, 2008 02:44 pm (UTC)
Rick Astley prays to the Great Spaghetti Monster that he can create such video crack as this.

In other words - nope.
purplepathos
Dec. 23rd, 2008 02:40 pm (UTC)
Holy smurf!

*giggle*

Actually, I'll look at it later. ;) I just wanted an excuse to talk smurf.

(Talk smurf to me, baby!)

Oh god. Somebody lock me up.
boymeat
Dec. 23rd, 2008 02:45 pm (UTC)
I'll smurf you up and smurf away the smurf!
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simple_as_snow
Dec. 23rd, 2008 02:41 pm (UTC)
Why?!

This just makes me head hurt. . .

*falls over*
boymeat
Dec. 23rd, 2008 02:46 pm (UTC)
Rule 34 - If it exists, there is porn of it.

http://xkcd.com/305/
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ciani
Dec. 23rd, 2008 02:42 pm (UTC)
hah!

I was whistling the smurfs theme at work yesterday.

breakring
Dec. 23rd, 2008 02:43 pm (UTC)
Ummm . . .

wow
terrorlynn
Dec. 23rd, 2008 02:53 pm (UTC)
I'm more disturbed that I wasnt paying a bit of attention to the sex, and more to wondering how they got such even coverage. Latex, maybe? That would be a BITCH on the face...
boymeat
Dec. 23rd, 2008 02:56 pm (UTC)
Not only that, but clearly it was of a material that was at least somewhat safe to consume, as the woman clearly gets some in her mouth through the oral sex portions.
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sexykneesocks
Dec. 23rd, 2008 03:20 pm (UTC)
i saw this 4 months ago at the porno jim show. the room was displaying all the characteristics of watching a train wreck.




spikydave
Dec. 23rd, 2008 03:37 pm (UTC)
Oh, my, gawds. I always suspected Smurfette was a ho, but never like this!
boymeat
Dec. 23rd, 2008 03:42 pm (UTC)
From the comments in a recent post of mine:

http://www.1stsexstories.com/fantasy/smurfsex.html
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mistresslego
Dec. 23rd, 2008 03:44 pm (UTC)
heh...
gives a whole new meaning to the term "blue balls". does remind me of the first time i had sex with my ex... i had just dyed my hair blue earlier in the day by way of explanation, i swear.
boymeat
Dec. 23rd, 2008 03:48 pm (UTC)
Re: heh...
Did your dye leak all over this crotch? Be honest...

Edited at 2008-12-23 03:54 pm (UTC)
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lolitasir
Dec. 23rd, 2008 05:26 pm (UTC)
We can get a second use for our blue man costumes!
boymeat
Dec. 23rd, 2008 05:33 pm (UTC)
I totally thought that while I was watching it!
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goat
Dec. 23rd, 2008 05:31 pm (UTC)
At first I read "But today, I have to make an erection."

All in all, hilarious, but it fails at sexiness for no one actually seeming to enjoy themselves.
sub_briska
Dec. 23rd, 2008 07:34 pm (UTC)
Hmm I did not expect that to be live action...
raucuspc
Dec. 24th, 2008 04:36 am (UTC)
I blame pop culture for creating music videos like this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbvndmKlaL8
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