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- Husband!

- Wife!

- What are you doing? You do not call. You do not write. You no longer love me?

- Nope. I found this really sexy stapler. We're running off together to Office Depot.

- I'm so sad. What's the bitch's name?

- Swingline. Sexy, right?

- Totes.

- *kiss* But don't worry, we're going to be poly, so I can still be with you and she can finally give in to her lust for post-it notes.

- Dork.

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redwitch
Jan. 17th, 2013 12:14 am (UTC)
Cute.

And BTW...I remember our FB conversation ending with yes, please come back to FCon. Can you send me your class list again. :-)
dreamertheresa
Jan. 19th, 2013 02:15 am (UTC)
O SWEET BABY CTHULHU YES PLEASE COME BACK TO FCON
bootpig
Jan. 18th, 2013 04:46 am (UTC)
Good staplers are worth leaving spouses for. Just sayin'

:-)
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