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Hey, Phil!

Note to self: Remember to remove the handcuff keys from your keychain BEFORE you enter the courthouse for jury duty tomorrow, unlike the last time you served.

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melebeth
Feb. 16th, 2004 04:33 pm (UTC)
*sniggle*

Thanks, that was a good mental image for a sunday evening. (Yes, I know it's monday, but it feels like Sunday, so the mental images should be appropriate.)

And.... I want to get called for Jury Duty!!! I never have been, and I want to do it at least once. I think it would be interesting.
boymeat
Feb. 16th, 2004 04:34 pm (UTC)
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Wow... you really are a masochist!
escapade52
Feb. 16th, 2004 04:45 pm (UTC)
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I spent three days of jury duty sitting in a waiting room. I was never called, and never saw the inside of a courtroom.

Trust me, you don't want jury duty. And if you get it, bring a good book.
melebeth
Feb. 16th, 2004 05:23 pm (UTC)
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*nod* I suppose I get enough "sitting around reading time" while waiting to audition... I guess I don't need it in a courthouse. Particularly since no lawyer in their right mind would put me on a jury.
regyt
Feb. 16th, 2004 04:36 pm (UTC)
Ha. Actually, it really weirded me out the first time I went to court for criminal matters and saw a person in handcuffs for non-sexual purposes.
impgrrl
Feb. 16th, 2004 06:11 pm (UTC)
If you take them off, it's almost a guarantee you'll need them...

Murphy.
ex_mommabear187
Feb. 16th, 2004 08:33 pm (UTC)
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scary. *shiver*
impgrrl
Feb. 17th, 2004 05:45 am (UTC)
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scary, but so *intriguing*!!
boymeat
Feb. 16th, 2004 08:45 pm (UTC)
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*laughing* Yeah, I've seen those before. I think I first learned about them on a daytime talk show, where they were actually talking about fetishes, and had a guy who made a similar product to that.

Still... I think the lack of blood circulation would get to me.
impgrrl
Feb. 17th, 2004 05:47 am (UTC)
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True.

But you could warm them in hot water, and then...

Oops, I'm at work, not supposed to think like that.
lachesis
Feb. 16th, 2004 06:26 pm (UTC)
that reminds me of the time I nearly forgot to take the lube out of my purse before going to a job interview.
I could just see it -
*are you sure you're prepared for this job?*
*takes out bottle, puts it on desk*
*well... I guess you are!*
haptotrope
Feb. 16th, 2004 07:34 pm (UTC)
You do need to remember to pull the dildos out of the purse... because when they go through the X-ray machine, they read like plastic explosives- and require pulling them out and inspecting it.
slave_pug
Feb. 16th, 2004 07:34 pm (UTC)
i'd say it might be a good idea to leave the cane and singletail at home too.
boymeat
Feb. 16th, 2004 08:44 pm (UTC)
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Awwww!!! That ruins all the fun! What if the juror next to me is cute? Think I can ask the judge for his gavel?
jaspamaster
Feb. 16th, 2004 10:42 pm (UTC)
I have this image of you in clusoes being hauled away.
lolitasir
Feb. 17th, 2004 12:13 am (UTC)
You only have to worry about keys to modern swing thru cuffs. A Clejuso cuff is okay.... oh, that's right... you have no Clejusos.
boymeat
Feb. 17th, 2004 04:24 am (UTC)
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Once again, you suck.

:-P
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