I asked for coffee, half and half, no sugar.
I got sugar.
I asked for 2 eggs scrambled on wheat bread. Nothing else.
They put 3 slices of american cheese on it.
Sometimes for lunch, I enjoy a nice simple sandwhich. Fresh mozzerella, ham, on a bagel. Nothing else.
The three times I've ordered it there I've gotten the following: Ham, no cheese. Cheese, no ham. Ham and cheese drenched in mayonnaise.
And I still go back there. Because before I have that first sip of coffee (ack.. sweet... grrr), I'm an idiot.