Let's be more specific. I was still sitting in my chair, cigarette in my mouth, yet I was on the floor.
It seems that the chair legs on the chair that I was still sitting in all spontaneously decided to go wander for a bit. But, the chair legs brothers 4 had for the first time in their lives completely disagreed with one another, and each wanted to travel in a different direction.
So they did. All at once.
Thus, I was left blinking, wondering how in the world the chair seat and I were on the floor.
Is it just me, or aren't Wednesday's the toughest/weirdest day of the week?