December 2nd, 2005

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Today, I dunked my eyeglasses into my coffee.

I did it so smoothly, so directly, that you would have thought I confused my glasses for a donut.

My face now smells like coffee whenever I wear them. I cannot figure out if that is a bad thing or not.

When a coffee addict smells me out, and starts licking my face, I will judge based on their looks and whether or not I would like to sleep with them.

That'll be the best way to tell if this morning was a masterful demonstration of rico suave sexiness, or sleepy moronic actions.
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Home via baked goods

There is nothing like the smell of homemade banana bread baking in one's brand new oven in one's brand new apartment.

Yeah, I'm gonna like it here.
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