December 4th, 2005

Dairy Catch-22

I want ice cream. There is none in my house.

It is nice and warm in my apartment... the perfect temperature for enjoying ice cream.

To get ice cream, I must go outside. It is very cold outside. By the time I get home from the store with the ice cream, I will have become too cold to want ice cream.

While I am sure this isn't one of the examples Joseph Heller had in mind, I do believe Yossarian would endorse my thought pattern.