May 12th, 2006

More bizarre office experiences

My building just upgraded their fire notification system. They're doing all this testing now, and there are all of these whistles and beeps and sirens happening.

Most of them sound eerily like sound effects from one of my favorite '80s porn videos, Heavenly Desire. Wow, I can't believe I even admitted my love for that film here. How embarrassing.

Now I'm terribly excited at my desk, and can't stand up.

One of the best lines from the film was... well, wait, some background. Two 1800's prostitutes get revived by the Devil's man. He offers them a choice, go to heaven, or perform a task for the Devil (help deflower two virgins who are rushing a present-day sex-obsessed sorority) to earn their passage to Hell.

They ask, "Why wouldn't we want to go to Heaven? Why Hell?"

He replies, "Well, do you want to spend the rest of eternity on a cloud with a harp playing Amazing Grace, or do you want to come down to where the action is?"

That line affected me deeply as a child. Oh yeah.
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Leather Pride Night Volunteers

Gonna be in NYC for LPN? We need volunteers! It's fun! See below! Yay! Whoo!

Leather Pride Night is coming up Saturday, June 17 and we are back at the Roxy, 515 West 18th Street (between 10th and 11th Aves), NYC.
Jo Arnone, LPN's veteran auctioneer, will preside over more than a hundred items being auctioned, including leather and latex fetish clothing, unique toys and equipment, art objects, Broadway theater tickets, and much more. Leather Pride Night is sponsored by nine NYC s/m-leather-fetish organizations: Gay Male S/M Activists, Imperial Court of NY, Iron Guard BC, Lesbian Sex Mafia, MetrobearsNY, NY Panthers LC, Pariah's MC, Society Nocturnus of Gotham, and The Eulenspiegel Society and many committed individuals.

This year's beneficiaries are QueerNet, Heritage of Pride, Sylvia's Place, The NYC Anti-Violence Project, Leather Leadership Conference and Rashawn Brazell Memorial Fund.
We are now soliciting volunteers.  Most shifts are only one hour, a small bit of time that many people find enhancing to their entire experience.  A lot of people come back and volunteer year after year because they enjoy being a part of making LPN happen.
Here are the job opportunities.  Let me know your first, second and third choice.  Some of these jobs get snapped up very quickly!

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Please note that LPN is a fundraiser and we expect all volunteers (including me and everyone on the committee) to pay for a ticket.  Tickets are $15 in advance and $20 at the door.  Scholarships are available for those that need them.  Just ask.


Let us know if you have any questions.


Thanks again,


Lolita Wolf for the Leather Pride Night Committee

23rd Annual Leather Pride Night
Saturday, June 17, 2006
6:15pm- 10:45pm At The Roxy, 515 West 18th Street (between 10th and 11th Aves), NYC
Sponsored by GMSMA, Imperial Court of NY, Iron Guard,
LSM, MaST:MetroNY, MetroBears NY,
Panthers LC, Pariah's MC and TES
$15 in advance, $20 at the door