April 4th, 2008

bork - made by ozw

Fetishes. Collect the whole set.

Did you ever wake up in the morning bored with all the fetishes you have? Maybe you feel like you've explored all there is to explore, put all your specific fetishes in neat little cubbyholes perfect for safe keeping? You've looked across the sexual landscape and all you could muscle up was a yawn?

Don't fret. There are still new fetishes to take on.

Here is one that you can involve yourself in while it's still on the ground floor. Get on the band wagon nice and early! Try Erotic Falconing!
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1/2 Pound of Boymeat

Shocked.

Tonight, in the hospital rec room, my mother beat me fair and square (well, almost) in a game of pool. Me, with full use of my entire body, her with an IV in her arm attached to a giant rolling metal pole.

She was solids, I was stripes, and I had one ball left on the table when she sunk the 8 ball for the win.

Unbelievable.
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