July 3rd, 2008

TES Fest Need

Last minute details are always the funnest ones.

So, for those of you going to TES Fest this weekend and would like to be part of the festivities...

Can you take two fists up one orifice? If so, e-mail me!!! BoymeatTES at aol dot com.

Can you take an enema? Can you do it in front of an audience? If so, e-mail me!!! BoymeatTES at aol dot com. Position filled! *rimshot*

Do you know someone who can do the above things, and that person will be at TES Fest? If so, e-mail them!!! And then, have them e-mail me!!!

This has been an announcement from the Council Of People Needing People To Get Things Shoved Up Their Nether Regions.
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