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I'm just posting now for the sake of posting. Yay.

I have discovered that I have a problem.

*steps up to the 12-step podium*

Hello, my name is Phil, and I cannot stop quoting Eddie Izzard.

Really. I find myself quoting dear ole' Eddie almost daily. If not aloud, then in my head.

"Hello, what do you do? A plumber... what on earth is that."

I found myself randomly surfing the net after reading thornyc's recent post. And 'lo and behold, I find members of my leather family flipping me off.

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My Leather Mommy, Cara.

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My Leather Daddy, Faye.

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Faye and the Head Vamp of the family, Timmy.


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Oct. 4th, 2005 05:49 pm (UTC)
"I'm covered in beeeeeeees!"

We have the Eddie Izzard DVD's at home and we quote them now and again as well. NOt to the 12 stepohmygodIneedtherapy level.....*giggle*

*rides off on scooter*
Oct. 4th, 2005 05:55 pm (UTC)
..remembering a 3 year old playing with a squirrel. and a pigeon..

Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, arararar, and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they’re going, “Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!” And occasionally they go, “Fucking nuts! I long for a grapefruit.

Oct. 4th, 2005 05:57 pm (UTC)
On his head for cristsakes! Who does that?!
Oct. 4th, 2005 06:00 pm (UTC)
Hello, my name is Phil, and I cannot stop quoting Eddie Izzard.
I knew there was a reason I liked you.
Oct. 4th, 2005 06:12 pm (UTC)
Join the club!

But do you have a flag?

British Paul.
Oct. 4th, 2005 06:13 pm (UTC)
But, we live here! Bastards.
Oct. 4th, 2005 06:13 pm (UTC)
"I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees... putting on make-up when you're up there!"


i think its a fairly common problem.
Oct. 4th, 2005 06:18 pm (UTC)
"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from."

"I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago!" And people were going, "No, surely not, no. No one was alive then!"

"It’s a secret, religious, weird, ceremonial rite of passage for girls that women know. Hopscotch, it was bizarre for boys, ‘cause they never played it, and as a boy, I was behind walls, going, “What- what happened? What did they do? What do they do here?” And they had a track laid out with numbers, mystic numbers- 1, 5… 7, 8, you know… A bit of a broken doll there, some girl keeping lookout with a skipping rope…"

"So, yeah, the stones are from 200 miles away in Wales, so these guys in Wales were carving the rocks out of a mountain... "Fantastic, building a henge, are we? That's a fantastic idea! It's a marvelous religion, the Druids have got, they've got a lot of white clothing...I like that." So they smash out a huge stone and then they put tree trunks down to roll it along on. "All right, walk it along, here we go, here we go. It's not far, is it?" And the Druids going, "Heave, everyone, heave! Well done, everyone, you're doing very well. You'll love it when you see it, I've seen some of the drawing already, it's very special." After 200 miles, "You fucking bastards! You never told us it was 200 miles! 200 miles in this day and age? I don't even know where I live now! I wish the Christians would hurry up and get here!"
Oct. 4th, 2005 06:24 pm (UTC)
"Cause Disney came over and built, uh, EuroDisney, which – now – and, and they built, you know, the Disney castle there, and the – it was, “You better make it a bit bigger, they’ve actually got them here… And they’re not made of plastic.” We got tons of them cause you think we all live in castles – and we do all live in castles! We all got a castle each. We’re up to here with fucking castles. We just long for a bungalow or something."
Oct. 4th, 2005 06:49 pm (UTC)
These pics should clear up certain questions about why we are the way we are.
Oct. 4th, 2005 07:12 pm (UTC)
....or just lead to many many more... :)
Oct. 4th, 2005 07:12 pm (UTC)
Don't they though? Classic stuff. Of course Cara is going for the Eurotrash biker look.
Oct. 4th, 2005 07:16 pm (UTC)
Zinglebert Bangledack - Lickthedick Fishtibuns!
"His name changed from Jerry Dorsey to Englbert Humperdink! I mean, I'd just like to be in the room when they were working that one through:

'Zinglebert Bambledack! Yingeebert Dangleban! Zanglebert Dingleback! Winglebert Humptiback! Slupbum Waller!' 'What?' 'Alright, Kringlebert Fishtibuns! Steveibuns Buttrentrunden...'

'No, Jerry Dorsey! I like...'

'No we can't... Let's see, we have Zinglebert Bambledack, Dinglebert Wangledack, Slupbum Waller, Klingibum Fistlbars, Dinglebert Zambeldack,

'uh... Jerry Dorsey'

'Englerbert Humptiback, Zinglebert Bambledack, Engelbert Humperdinck, Dinglebert Wingledank'

'No, no, go back one'"
Oct. 4th, 2005 08:40 pm (UTC)
But do you quote him in French?
Oct. 4th, 2005 10:13 pm (UTC)
Oui, bonjour, j'ai besoin d'un chambre, avec..un table et...un grand lit, et...un....uh, arraigner....
Oct. 4th, 2005 10:16 pm (UTC)
C'est parfait! Now let's hear boymeat do it. Mebbe I'll badger him tonight...
Oct. 4th, 2005 09:38 pm (UTC)
Of course you quote Eddie. We are related you know.

Geesh! Kids.....
Oct. 4th, 2005 11:56 pm (UTC)
I think we're doing costumes for him in some unnamed movie thingie or something. I think that guy's name was Izzard. I had no idea he was famous.
Oct. 5th, 2005 01:09 am (UTC)
"I'm an action transvestite"

I worship eddie izzard.

youre still a poop, but this is one more reason I love you ;)
Oct. 5th, 2005 01:41 am (UTC)
Get out.....no really Get Out
Oct. 5th, 2005 03:58 am (UTC)
"yes! no! yes! which one is right? ...i was dead at the time! ...i was on the moon!...with steve!"
Oct. 5th, 2005 04:15 am (UTC)
But what I want to know is....who brought the UHaul and what does that mean to the rest of the community. Who got married? LOL
Oct. 5th, 2005 05:08 am (UTC)
Hoocha hoocha hoocha, lobster.
Oct. 5th, 2005 05:35 pm (UTC)
Il y a une bombe aux l'autobus!

I wander around doing the Cake or Death skit m'self.
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