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There are a number of potential good things that could come my way in the near future that would make my professional life suddenly become pretty cool.

So, if you have a spare goat looking to be sacrificed, or a chicken that needs boiling in a ritualistic manner, or dried herbs that are aching to be rubbed somewhere in a mystic way, or you have the uncommon urge to utter incantations to someone, thing, or anything else that might be floating in the universe...

Now would be a good time to do it.



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Nov. 2nd, 2005 02:18 pm (UTC)
baby or virgin sacrfices okay?

Oh right....we safe the virgins for later.

I'll light a candle for you and say a prayer or two. Right beside my own.
Nov. 2nd, 2005 02:40 pm (UTC)

I'm keeping a couple appendages crossed for you -- and a human sacrifice to be scheduled later in the week when my schedule clears.

Nov. 2nd, 2005 02:49 pm (UTC)
Will you settle for a brucha?
Nov. 2nd, 2005 03:04 pm (UTC)
I'll rub your goat if you'll rub mine...
Nov. 2nd, 2005 03:42 pm (UTC)
I'll wiggle all day for you. It's lucky, I assure you. =)
Nov. 2nd, 2005 03:43 pm (UTC)
My spare goat is at the cleaners.

But I promise to cross my fingers and toes, and think lots of good thoughts for you...
Nov. 2nd, 2005 08:45 pm (UTC)
I'll get started on your prayers right after I get my HDTV, Xbox 360, motorcycle and guitar rig.

Oh and a job for Luna too : )
Nov. 3rd, 2005 02:59 am (UTC)
Alright. I'm the freak.
I'll pray. :)

Don't fucking flame me.
Nov. 3rd, 2005 05:02 am (UTC)
(Clap!!! Clap!!!)
*Lights come on*

"Damn I Tried"

Nov. 3rd, 2005 07:17 pm (UTC)
*That is just SO NOT funny...*or funnyfunny*
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