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Hanukkah clearly came early this year!

Let it be known that jbsegal is a mensch. Because of that man, I am now smiling from cheek to cheek, and giggling like I did when I was just a little boy.

Because, you see, JB has made it possible for me to re-visit my youth listening to Allan Sherman.

All of those close to me, and who dare visit my home once I move in this Friday, be advised... you will most certainly be subjected to this artisan of Jewish folk musical humour.

I am so happy right now, I could plotz.

badfaggot, these lyrics are for you.


Seltzer Boy

(Parody of "Water Boy")

Seltzer boy
Where are you hiding
If you don't come right now
I'm gon' tell you boss on you

Oy.

Don't bring me water
I rather have seltzer
'Cause water don't bubble
And water don't fizz

Water I hate it
'Cause it ain't carbonated
But a glass of seltzer
On the other hand is

Don't bring me Pepsi
Don't bring me a Kool-Aid
Don't bring a malted
And don't bring me champagne

I'll tell you what boy
Bring me one scotch and soda
Then you'll take back the scotch, boy
And leave the 2 cents plain

Seltzer boy
When are you coming?
If don't bring that seltzer
I'm gon' tell Mister Meltzer on you

Seltzer boy
[Seltzer squirting]
That's better, could you put in a little chocolate sauce?

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justsarahnoel
Nov. 24th, 2005 04:10 am (UTC)
that brings me right back to being 8 years old, sitting on my grandparents' bright orange couch... listening to Allan Sherman and not -quite- understanding why everyone was laughing so hard, but nonetheless laughing myself until i was crying.

good memories :)
pallidbat
Nov. 24th, 2005 04:11 am (UTC)
I love that icon! Especially since I know the deeper meaning!
boymeat
Nov. 24th, 2005 04:18 am (UTC)
Yes, you most certainly do! Will I see you at Frolicon?
pallidbat
Nov. 24th, 2005 04:22 am (UTC)
We're hoping to be there, but we have a wedding to attend in South Africa, so we're still working on the budget. Actually, I'll bug my honey about it tonight.

BTW, you're an excellent teacher...he's really gotten the hang of the cane. :)
boymeat
Nov. 26th, 2005 05:40 pm (UTC)
Does that mean I'm out of a job? *pout*
sunspiral
Nov. 24th, 2005 04:47 am (UTC)
Yow! I hadn't thought of that song since my first Summer working as a sleepaway camp counselor, for a bunk of 13 year olds who were solidly addicted to Allan Sherman.
qnetter
Nov. 24th, 2005 06:44 am (UTC)
OmiGAWD!

As I walked out on the streets 0f Mi-am-i...
njlexi
Nov. 24th, 2005 06:46 am (UTC)
Cool! looking forwar to hearing it!
kimberlogic
Nov. 24th, 2005 02:06 pm (UTC)
yay! :)

professorbird
Nov. 24th, 2005 02:14 pm (UTC)
Oy.
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