I did it so smoothly, so directly, that you would have thought I confused my glasses for a donut.
My face now smells like coffee whenever I wear them. I cannot figure out if that is a bad thing or not.
When a coffee addict smells me out, and starts licking my face, I will judge based on their looks and whether or not I would like to sleep with them.
That'll be the best way to tell if this morning was a masterful demonstration of rico suave sexiness, or sleepy moronic actions.