When I stumbled to my computer while waking up this morning, I was greeted on LJ to various wishes of a good day.

regyt wished us a happy Pi Day, and noted she will be baking pie.

meapet wished us a glorious Steak and BJ day.

Jews will note that today is also Purim.

So clearly, I must get so drunk that I cannot tell the difference between who cooked me the steak and who is giving me the blowjob, and then pass out head first in a pie.

Sounds like a plan.