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OK, most people reading this won't know what the hell I'm talking about... but its my turn to rant.

If I see one more ignorant pissant from the south or the midwest talk on SM-Act about how they are the keeper of Old Guard or European D/s ancient secrets I am going to go nuts. I want to start keeping a list of every moron who claims they are old guard, in their 30's, living in minnesota, who learned 20 years ago (yes, when they were 10!) from gay leathermen from both California and the east coast at the same time (cause lord knows that video conferencing technology was really super 20 years ago)... as I was saying, I am going to keep a list of every single one of these morons who are killing my brain cells by posting crap on lists I usally respect and like... and when I meet them, I am going to go up, and introduce them to the back of my hand.

Argh! Why must there be idiots?! If I hear the term old guard one more time, I'm going to puke! I really am beginning to hate the internet...

OK, rant over. I needed that.


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Oct. 25th, 2002 07:14 am (UTC)
those same people probably walked to school everyday, 10 miles each direction, barefoot, uphill both ways and lived in a puddle.

Oct. 25th, 2002 08:01 am (UTC)
Oct. 25th, 2002 08:13 am (UTC)
Or, um, you could just unsubscribe to the list and save yourself the undo stress.
Oct. 25th, 2002 10:12 am (UTC)
I totally understand what you're saying, but keep in mind there are people who say the same thing about those who identify as vampires.
Oct. 25th, 2002 03:54 pm (UTC)
Preach on brotha'!
Oct. 25th, 2002 08:21 pm (UTC)
old guard, schmold guard
fuck all that... I do this for the PUSSY.
Oct. 26th, 2002 02:09 pm (UTC)
Well, I *COULD* tell you that I'm a certified GrandMaster (or at least I don't lose at chess EVERY time I play) and a member of the Right Guard (actually, it's Lever 2000) and a keeper of ancient European D/s traditions (well... I bought a few toys from an older gentleman in a leather shop the last time I was in Amsterdam). Yes, I could tell you that, but then you'd have to kill me. Oh wait, I got that backwards, didn't I? :)

~Scherzoid, Grand Poohbear of the Secret Order of the Ticklish Petal
Nov. 6th, 2002 07:11 am (UTC)
How dare they! We all know that I am the HIGH HOLY LORDLY SIR RAMA LAMA DING DONG!

Anywho, play with your email filters. I route the bozos to the bit-bucket. Greatly improves the signal to noise ratio.

Dec. 10th, 2002 09:09 am (UTC)
I fell off SM- Act once...
And never really went back-- I keep getting tempted, then I never really re-request. Though I wouldn't be surprised if the folks you speak of, are, well, just want to feel special... since 'fetish' has co-opted most of our fashion/etc, while we strive to be serious about what we do. All this talk about leather *history* and it's revered bandwagonesque place in our community (when it *really* boils down to J/O books, and park sex with leather pants on (Dude the leather history timeline starts at fecking Gilgamesh!). But then the whole "I'm Olde Guarde you're a loser" habit is much like the 6th grade.. "My bangs are higher than your bangs" and "Those are imitation Guess? jeans"

Sarah - Keeper of the supah-hypah-dyke-leathersex. (rolls eyes)(oi)
(who misses you terribly)
Dec. 10th, 2002 09:14 am (UTC)
Re: I fell off SM- Act once...
You're on LJ??????? When where you going to tell me?

I miss you terribly too... its been entirely way too fuc king long since I've hugged you.
Dec. 10th, 2002 09:39 pm (UTC)
Re: I fell off SM- Act once...
Live journal is a cult. I'm a hardcore diarylander. But follow the links back to me- though i keep the account open so I can get all the 'locked friend-list dirt'
Indeed, I hope to see you at the Flea.... Spin hugs are in order, I believe.

Associate cult member,
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