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More (potential) brushes with fame

Today, a movie is being filmed on the roof deck of my office building.

Everyone is all a-flutter over the rumored appearances of Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore.

I will of course work to ride an elevator with them. If I succeed, I will let everyone know when the orgy with these two stars will take place. I imagine it will be fairly simple to convince them to come home with me. I mean, really.

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fortryll
May. 11th, 2006 04:34 pm (UTC)
I'd pay a LOT of money for a photo of Hugh munching your armpits. Just keep that in mind, should it come up. 'K?
boymeat
May. 11th, 2006 04:41 pm (UTC)
I think I would too... ;-)
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luna_littleone
May. 11th, 2006 04:35 pm (UTC)
If you get Drew's toes I will be green with envy. ;)
boymeat
May. 11th, 2006 04:41 pm (UTC)
I don't think I'd make it down to his toes.
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professorbird
May. 11th, 2006 04:35 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah? Well yesterday outside the Art Institute of Philadelphia someone was filming Sumo wrestlers. I walked outside and was eye level with a really big butt.

Thankfully, no orgies followed.
boymeat
May. 11th, 2006 04:39 pm (UTC)
Sumo wrestlers are so much fun. But agreed, I'm not sure I really want to have sex with one of them.
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dawnmarie727
May. 11th, 2006 04:40 pm (UTC)
i've always wanted to kiss Drew Barrymore's nose...
its just soo cute.
boymeat
May. 11th, 2006 04:41 pm (UTC)
She also has great feet. Yeah, this menage-a-trois could work very well.
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danbearnyc
May. 11th, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC)
Gee, that's almost as much fun as when the tweaked out white trash meth addict known as Britney broke her knee "dancing" in front of my apartment two summers back.
luna_littleone
May. 11th, 2006 05:12 pm (UTC)
Hit me baby one more time!
*gigglefit*
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susan_wright
May. 11th, 2006 10:33 pm (UTC)
Did you see Kelly? That's the movie he's been working on the past 6 weeks. He sent me a pic from the roof - very nice!
boymeat
May. 11th, 2006 11:57 pm (UTC)
I have not! Too bad... he and I should have done lunch.
boxofchaos
May. 12th, 2006 12:33 am (UTC)
That's so funny. I had an unbearable crush on her while I was growing up. At a very early age and through her rough years. I remember thinking very dirty thoughts at a young age... :) I want to get stuck in an elevator with Drew. ;)
willowrrain
May. 12th, 2006 01:47 am (UTC)
sigh...
Yes..
Stuck in an elevator with Drew. And it breaks of course, between very ominous floors like 17 and 18, and she utterly freaks out because... well.. because this is my daydream. So I must console her. And I am so very kind, and the small of her back is so sweet and fragile as I press my palm to it. And her hair smells like tangerines, and the curve of her shoulder trembles as I hold her close. The line of her throat is like satin against my lips, faintly damp and downy as I whisper to her that the elevator is safe and she curls even closer. *sigh*

oh what.. what were we talking about again?
some movie?
taliakit
May. 12th, 2006 04:07 am (UTC)
OMG drew barrymore.. *drool*
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