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More (potential) brushes with fame

Today, a movie is being filmed on the roof deck of my office building.

Everyone is all a-flutter over the rumored appearances of Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore.

I will of course work to ride an elevator with them. If I succeed, I will let everyone know when the orgy with these two stars will take place. I imagine it will be fairly simple to convince them to come home with me. I mean, really.

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professorbird
May. 11th, 2006 04:44 pm (UTC)
Wow! You mean there's someone you wouldn't have sex with?

I thought it was only people with large tweezers....

/ducking now
boymeat
May. 11th, 2006 04:53 pm (UTC)
You are the only one keeping the tweezer thing alive. One day I will figure out retribution.
professorbird
May. 11th, 2006 04:56 pm (UTC)
I have years of practice in ways to torture you my dear. Age and treachery always win the end.


Besides, it's such a wonderful image and I can't help but think of you whenever I have to "pluck".

lolitasir
May. 11th, 2006 05:00 pm (UTC)
I was there and it was not a wonderful image.
professorbird
May. 11th, 2006 05:32 pm (UTC)
LOL! Imagination is often more fun than reality my dear. ;)