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Poor Bearmeat!

I wonder what was on this reporter's mind when he was writing the headline for this piece...



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May. 19th, 2006 09:22 pm (UTC)
Hiya phil!
Could you tell me if my latest post appears behind a cut?
May. 19th, 2006 09:25 pm (UTC)
Re: Hiya phil!
It sure isn't. Hot stuff, glad I'm at home looking at it! *whew!*
May. 19th, 2006 09:26 pm (UTC)
Re: Hiya phil!
Take the dash out from between lj and cut... leave the blank space.
May. 19th, 2006 09:23 pm (UTC)
Ouch! I just shot tea out my nose all over my monitor!
May. 19th, 2006 09:33 pm (UTC)
That is wildly funny.

In related news, I am thinking of bringing BeBe to the party on Saturday (only if that cute girl doesn't come as my date instead).
May. 19th, 2006 09:52 pm (UTC)
OMG that's hysterical!! Thank you!!
May. 19th, 2006 10:00 pm (UTC)
I'm not sure he was thinking. :) "We are protein-poor." *giggles*
May. 20th, 2006 12:12 pm (UTC)

and only *we* understand what he was *really* writing about.
May. 20th, 2006 12:58 pm (UTC)
Somehow I'm imagining a disgruntled employee. Someone hunched over a computer cursing their job and their life and their white bread jerk of a vanilla boss. In my head they have a little rainbow sticker tucked in their wallet next to an ancient condom in a creased and worn wrapper. Their fingers hitting the keys so hard that it makes that clack noise, "I'll show those stupid bastards. Give me this as a story when I'm a real fucking writer." He has on a short sleaved polyester shirt and a tie, scuffed loafers, and he has posture issues. Head bent, his Machiavelli plan forms on his screen.

Later, in the bathroom he cackles, reading and rereading the copy headline that made it past the editor. Subversive, queer nation politics from the trenches... er... cubicles.

meh.. I'm fanciful this morning.

Thanks for the link it made me laugh.
May. 27th, 2006 09:49 pm (UTC)
*laughing* they changed the headline. i'm so glad i saw the article *before* they did that!
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