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Off my back, you monkey!

*shakes the monkey and badness off of me like a wet dog*

OK! Enough is enough. No more bad shit! At least not for a few days. I want goodness! I want to be surrounded by positive schtuff, and friends, and love, and... schmoopiness! Yes! Bringeth oneth the schmoopeth!

I have been listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers' Dani California, off the new Stadium Arcadium double-album, pretty much constantly. I mean, on repeat for entire train rides. It rocks my world! I want to take the heavy jam at the end and somehow reach in and extend it for hours. Especially when the guitar effects come into play.

I miss seeing everyone! I want to touch you all! And yes, for some of you, I want to touch you THERE! I'm a bad boy! A cheeky monkey! A bum-looker! A dirty old man!

*jumping and flailing like Kermit the Frog* I want FUN!!!!



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Aug. 21st, 2006 07:28 pm (UTC)
I love love love that new CD! I've been the same way, listening to it on the commute.

I'm making a crazy-short trip to NY tomorrow...so think of me. Wave towards Times Square if you think of it :)
Aug. 21st, 2006 07:29 pm (UTC)
How crazy? Because I would totally make a crazy mid-workday trip to Times Square just to hug you.
Aug. 21st, 2006 07:42 pm (UTC)
no no no!!! I'M the cheeky monkey!! *sticks out tongue*

So ... let me get this straight ... you decided it's time for fun on a Monday??? *D'oh*

Glad to hear you're ready for the happy.
Aug. 21st, 2006 07:46 pm (UTC)
After my Sunday? You betcha.

Granted my Monday night is going to be spent cleaning, doing dishes, and changing the water in the fish tanks... but it's the thought that counts, right?
Aug. 21st, 2006 07:47 pm (UTC)
Sounds like a fun night to me! lol. Any laundry to top it off??
Aug. 21st, 2006 07:48 pm (UTC)
You're a sick, sick girl.
Aug. 21st, 2006 07:52 pm (UTC)
LMAO! i'm going to print that one out! Who would believe that boymeat called ME sick?? *giggles and rolls on the floor* Too, too funny. Thank ya darlin'.

Seriously, though, cleaning will give you a nice feeling of control and everything being as it should be. *lick*

Aug. 22nd, 2006 02:23 pm (UTC)
The fish are naked!

That kinda makes it a party, well... if you think about it in a certain touched in the head, kind of way.

Invite someone over who likes domestic stuffage, ya'll can clean naked in fluffy aprons and make rude jokes the whole time. Then curl up and use the feather dusters for more naughty purposes. If the fish are exhausted by that point you can just block the view from their tank.

Aug. 21st, 2006 07:54 pm (UTC)
A few bincy-bouncy balls
Imagine yourself, cane in-hand, swinging it singing

***Bork Bork Bork Bork***

Or take the Sweedish Chef's test
Aug. 21st, 2006 08:01 pm (UTC)
*singing "Schmoop" to the tune of "Shoop" by Salt n Pepa*

ok, kermit, calm down or youre gonna hurt yourself. ;)
wanna go see Chris Porter with us in Sept. there in NY?
Aug. 21st, 2006 08:16 pm (UTC)
LOL @ a cheeky monkey, a bum looker

Aug. 21st, 2006 08:20 pm (UTC)
I was really sad to have missed you this weekend. Next time you're in the 'hood, you've *got* to drop by. The Power of Christ compels you!
Aug. 21st, 2006 08:34 pm (UTC)
On Saturday I went to a new Mexican grocery store and grabbed a bad of Mexican candy to take to the Mexican Luau later that evening...It looked well enough...60 pieces in all, a bright red bag with strawberries on it and a cute cartoon kid...and boy was it cheap!

When I got into the car I flipped over the bag so I could scare myself the the nutritional facts...and guess what!! the candies are strawberry with CHILI POWDER inside!!!....can you just imagine how fast I ripped into that bag and popped one of those ruby red balls into my mouth??

yep! Hot ruby red balls in my mouth...popped!!!

Mmmmmm....yummie, I passed them out by hand at the party.

Fun, it was.
Aug. 21st, 2006 09:22 pm (UTC)
so I guess this makes all of us pervy fanciers?
Aug. 21st, 2006 11:49 pm (UTC)
*notices your new icon* *giggle*
Aug. 22nd, 2006 01:24 am (UTC)
yay fun! or for wanting fun at least... and naughty touching!
see... what you need to do is hop on a plane to atlanta so you can make it out to pint night tommorrow with us. three dollar guinness (and you get to keep the glasses... until they run out, which doesn't take long with our group. you should see how many guinness glasses we have now. we're going to need more cabinet space just for guinness glasses soon. *sigh*). plus we play darts! and i usually wear very small skirts and jump up and down a lot when i actually hit something i was aiming for, or at least something that counts. then some people come over to our place afterwards, where there is usually more drinking and things, and where things tend to get kinda messy in a good way. unless you pass out on one of our couches and we decide to have a little fun. and take pictures. yes. it's all great fun. have i convinced you yet? no? i also have a cane that doesn't get used nearly enough... *evil grin*

oh yes, and the dresden dolls are coming to atlanta on october 24! yay!!!

*hugs* seriously, hope you find some fun. you deserve it.
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