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Fun meme

Here is a fun little meme that appeared on the *gasp* TES-Talk e-mail list.


ADD UP YOUR FINE!!

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25


Uh-oh - $815.50

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pallidbat
Oct. 17th, 2006 03:10 pm (UTC)
Only $695.50...clearly, I have work to do!
clayfoot
Oct. 17th, 2006 04:55 pm (UTC)
Fines are per incident.
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luna_littleone
Oct. 17th, 2006 03:43 pm (UTC)
$850.00

So were you embarrassed because it was that ammount or because you found it on the TES-TALK list? ;)
cleovale
Oct. 17th, 2006 04:03 pm (UTC)
$745.50
*blush*
lbbuzz
Oct. 17th, 2006 04:05 pm (UTC)
$825.50 ... Oy!

(and, yes I peed in the pool...)
alanesq
Oct. 17th, 2006 04:21 pm (UTC)
God, I hate meme's...
Clearly, I am a prude compared to most of you...

$560.00

Folks... there is always a bathroom near the pool...
brehen
Oct. 17th, 2006 04:43 pm (UTC)
Re: God, I hate meme's...
or a least a shower!
eric_mathgeek
Oct. 17th, 2006 04:21 pm (UTC)
I am *so* boring.
$195.50.
willowrrain
Oct. 17th, 2006 08:08 pm (UTC)
Re: I am *so* boring.
I am shocked at the lowness of your number considering that anal sex gives eighty points toward the total.

Do you live alone in the woods with bears? :P

Or Nuns?

Nah... hrm.. I'm pretty sure the nuns would be all about anal... well.. at least in my daydreams.

Happy, happy daydreams.
Re: I am *so* boring. - eric_mathgeek - Oct. 17th, 2006 08:15 pm (UTC) - Expand
brehen
Oct. 17th, 2006 04:36 pm (UTC)
Ha ha...beat 'cha, $870.00
professorbird
Oct. 17th, 2006 04:45 pm (UTC)
bet mine would be higher than yours.....but i can't do it.
adorable_man
Oct. 17th, 2006 04:57 pm (UTC)
.50x68

I can't believe so many of you are pretending you haven't peed in a pool, but you'll admit to having sex with a Puerto Rican.
feyrieprincess
Oct. 17th, 2006 05:51 pm (UTC)
I don't know what my fine is, as I have the mathematical aptitude of a gerbil...but I've done all of them...some countless times...
feyrieprincess
Oct. 17th, 2006 06:17 pm (UTC)
...well except for the stealing something over $100 one. I haven't done THAT...
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redwitch
Oct. 17th, 2006 06:51 pm (UTC)
575.50 for me. But that was for one time 'offense.' I have no idea what the number would be per incident...let's just say exponetially higher.
clayfoot
Oct. 17th, 2006 06:57 pm (UTC)
Sounds like hard time to me. Maybe, you can plead your way down to a thorough caning and a tongue-lashing.
the_hilzy_one
Oct. 17th, 2006 06:52 pm (UTC)
$745.00 here
captainwhimsy
Oct. 17th, 2006 07:51 pm (UTC)
I feel so corrupt. :(
My fine of have I ever is $975.50 - yes I've peed in a pool.

What I would do now though is significantly lower.

This is a dirty, dirty meme.
kkkkkkkkat
Oct. 17th, 2006 08:10 pm (UTC)
$835.50, assuming we only get fined once for each type of offense, rather that once for each time.
lbbuzz
Oct. 17th, 2006 08:23 pm (UTC)
That would cause my total to go higher than the national debt!

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stacinavale
Oct. 17th, 2006 08:29 pm (UTC)
OMG!!!!! Mine came out to $1035.50!!!!! but...but...I am a good grrl....really!!!!! *blush*
boymeat
Oct. 17th, 2006 09:29 pm (UTC)
Jeez... are you sure there aren't warrants out for you?
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