So, there is this girl. I've known her for 5 years... maybe more. Vanilla, ex-coworker. We hung out a lot, took smoke breaks together, I went to a birthday party or two with her.
Over the years, we began to flirt. It grew heavier. Turns out she has a thing for her feet being played with. OK, I can do that.
We kissed a few times. Always hinted at doing more. Never did.
Recentely, we started talking again. Flirting again. And it finally became serious - that we would really get together and have some fun.
Up starts the negotiation. And her big catching point? Her one big must-have request?
She wants me to shave/wax/nair my chest. She hates body hair, and wants me to get rid of mine. And it's a deal-breaker. She won't back down from it.
Sorry, hun. No hook-up is worth that. The fur stays.