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First question, and I'm already cheating.

Question #1 - Tell me one kink you haven't tried, but plan on doing at some point?

Now, the answer to this is cheating somewhat, because I have technically tried it.

Mud. I want to play in the mud. That's the short version. The long version will be behind the cut.

When I was really young... probably somewhere in the 6-8 years old range, I remember watching a childrens show on TV, the Great Space Coaster. I remember very little about this show... except for this one vivid memory of a Gary Gnu skit.

Gary Gnu was a puppet Gnu behind a news desk. The theme was, "No gnews is good gnews, so here's the gnews, with Gary Gnu." This particular skit showed a group of guys in a really muddy field playing football. Then the camera would pan left, and we would see a group of girls, watching the boys get all dirty while giggling. Pan right, and we see a closer look at the boys, pan left again, and we zoom closer on the girl in front.

The girl is wearing an amazingly tight white t-shirt... the very example of form-fitting. The whiteness of this shirt was amazing - clean, virginal, pure. You could clearly see the form of her developing breasts.

Pan right again, and there is a boy holding up a pile of mud, getting ready to throw.

Pan back left, and the mud lands on the girl, perfectally covering her right breast.

I must have masturbated to that image millions of times over my developing years. I grew obsessed with the concept, and would look furiously for photos of mud wrestling anywhere I could find it. This is my only memory of the show, and I can replay it perfectally in my head - from Gary Gnu's opening speech, to the throw. My mind slows it down to a frame by frame affair. Vivid.

One year at Leather Retreat, a close friend and I attempted the scene. On a rainy day, we went out in front of my cabin, got naked, and rolled around together in a mud puddle. It didn't work - it was way too cold to be naked out, it was still raining cold rain, and the mud smelled AWFUL. I soon learned that biological mud is no good for this. (I will say the piss play that we attached to the scene was wonderful.)

Of course, we never did plan out how we were going to clean ourselves off, and wound up taking a "walk of shame" naked and dirty up the path in front of lots of cabins to a barn that had a water hose connected to it. Of course the water coming out was freezing.

I rule that attempt as a false start, and thus I still have not fullfilled this fantasy of mine.

So, that's what I want to try. Two or more people, naked, covered in mud, writhing all around together.


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Mar. 2nd, 2007 06:28 pm (UTC)
Although I had a good time at LR, that's the thing I remember most. It was cold and muddy. Being overly warm or cold is one of the few ways to turn off my libido. I tip my hat to you for being brave enough to try playing in the mud despite the weather.
Mar. 2nd, 2007 06:28 pm (UTC)
When i was 17 i was at a summer program where one of our activities was "mud volleyball" They dug a big pit volleyball court shaped and filled it with delicious mud...nothing disgusting or smelly, but it was thick and wonderful. Then we played volleyball...but that quickly ended and we just all piled in and wrestled. I ended up with mud in places i didn't know mud would go, rolling around in the mud with my dorm mates (other 17 year old girls). To say i was horny would be an understatement. we even showered together so we could "help" each other remove the mud. God it was delicious. Thank you so much for posting this as it brought back a very good memory that i had forgotten for a while. MMMM...must masturbate now.
Mar. 2nd, 2007 07:32 pm (UTC)
And thank you for this image! *sweating*
Mar. 2nd, 2007 06:33 pm (UTC)
Nice image! :)
Mar. 2nd, 2007 07:02 pm (UTC)
Not all natural mud smells bad. But you might have to do some research to find a place with soil composition you liked.
I know of a spa that offers a couples treatment involving covering each other with "mud" that I'm sure would smell nice.
Mar. 2nd, 2007 07:33 pm (UTC)
Does this spa give the couple privacy after said covering?
(no subject) - kkkkkkkkat - Mar. 2nd, 2007 07:57 pm (UTC) - Expand
Mar. 2nd, 2007 07:11 pm (UTC)
Playing in the mud is fun. I used to be a "mud monster" at the Bristol Faire every time it rained, because I enjoyed it so much. Until today, however, I never understood why I got so many tips*

*I turned them down three times, just like we were supposed to, but the only time I was ever offered them (and sometimes got to keep them, despite the rule of 3) was when I was covered in mud and splashing around.
Mar. 2nd, 2007 07:31 pm (UTC)
If you ever found a photo of you doing this...
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Mar. 2nd, 2007 07:26 pm (UTC)
No joke - tomorrow Master and i are going to a day spa. He's getting covered in chocolate, i will be covered in mud. i will think of You and giggle. :-)
Mar. 2nd, 2007 07:30 pm (UTC)
*moan* I'd rub myself over the both of you in a heartbeat.

Congrats on the title!
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Mar. 2nd, 2007 07:56 pm (UTC)
Yep, you were certainly one of the audience members. That and the grand wrestling/let's just drag her all over the muddy hill scene.

Now, if I remember correctly, I had done much of the relieving that you speak of. I thought we worked on picking a spot that was relatively away from the trough, so to speak.
Mar. 2nd, 2007 08:11 pm (UTC)
I have been into mud from a very young age ;)
Too bad I no longer have pictures...
Mar. 2nd, 2007 09:22 pm (UTC)
Mar. 2nd, 2007 08:37 pm (UTC)
Need mud with less rotting leaves, etc in it...

I'd be more than happy to wear a tight white tshirt for you... *grin*
Mar. 2nd, 2007 08:48 pm (UTC)
Recently, I started having this fantasy of being in a giant hot-tub filled with hot, soothing mud. I would be reclining and revelling in the sensation while people covered my head (but not my face) and arms and shoulders with more of the hot mud, rubbing it in. *deepsigh*
Mar. 2nd, 2007 11:15 pm (UTC)
Sex puppets?
Mar. 2nd, 2007 11:38 pm (UTC)
Re: Sex puppets?
That's the one. Although, I think the episode I remember came earlier - Gary had a mustache then.
Re: Sex puppets? - danbearnyc - Mar. 2nd, 2007 11:50 pm (UTC) - Expand
Mar. 2nd, 2007 11:43 pm (UTC)
With all this rain we had today, it's a shame that all those city planners paved over all that dirt many moons ago, dontcha think?
Mar. 3rd, 2007 01:41 am (UTC)
When I was in high school, I was on the soil judging team for my FFA group. In order to judge soil, they dig a 5 foot deep pit with a bulldozer a couple days before on a random farm, and you go out and get into the pit and look at the soil layers. Needless to say I spent quite a few days covered in mud - I even have a picture of me standing up to my knees in it at one competition where I was the only girl willing to jump into the pit instead of hanging her head over the side. (It had rained non-stop for 2 days.)

Mud can be fun.
Mar. 3rd, 2007 04:32 am (UTC)

Mar. 3rd, 2007 03:13 pm (UTC)
Yum! *ahem* You know my feelings about mud.
I'll tell you one thing: LR Mud sure beats Florida mud. (Since Florida mud smells like sewage most of the time.)

At any rate, I do remember Great Space Coaster and Gary Gnu -- but not that skit. *thinks thinks*
But it sounds like a yummy vision.

Yay mud!
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