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Has anyone seen my brain?

No... seriously folks... have you seen my brain? Because I am currentely missing it... can't find it anywhere. My head is so scattershot... I feel like I'm sleeping, really. As if still in a dream, not waking up at all.

This really sucks, because I actually have a LOT of work to do. But, when I try to think of the next step, I drift off into neverland... next thing I know I'm on the web doing absolutely nothing.

There is a lot in my head right now. I have a whole lot of stuff that needs to get done in the short-term... work, go home, get car, make copies of handouts, go to work, pack, clean, drive to Boston. I'm so glad I'm not scheduled to do anything on Friday night, because... I don't think I could maintain commitments right now for that short a time away.

Then there is is the future. A lot of BIG stuff planning happening. If certain big things really happen, it would be UBER cool. But, its gonna be a lot of work. A whole lot of work. I want... no... I need to make this work. This is something I've been thinking about, and I know others have as well, for a long, long time. Years. Now... for it to just happen...

Argh. Too much stuff. And I still have no brain. No brain. Excuse me, have you seen my brain?

My brain... its detachable you know...


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Jan. 9th, 2003 10:06 am (UTC)

That's why you have ME! To be your replacement brain and make sure you get where you need to go with what you need. *lick*
Jan. 9th, 2003 10:20 am (UTC)
I'll give you 3/4 of mine, becuase it overthinks anyway, so I guess I got some extra in there.
Jan. 9th, 2003 08:32 pm (UTC)
Recently my son got into trouble with the law, and I was turning on the tough love. He had damaged my trust by doing the stupid things kids do to impress their peers, so I had changed tactics, making sure he was where he said he would be, and questioning his evey move.

After two weeks of this hes screamed at me, "Why are you always up my ass recently?"

My reply: "I am trying to find your head, and when I find it I intend to help you extract it."

He looked dumbfound for a long moment, then mummbled...

"That was a great come-back mom. What can I say, I can not top it."
Jan. 10th, 2003 07:29 am (UTC)
Detachable brain huh?
Is that like a detachable penis? Does anyone else remember that song? or am I the only one?
Jan. 10th, 2003 07:37 am (UTC)
Re: Detachable brain huh?
I knew you would get that. I love my girls.
Jan. 10th, 2003 10:04 am (UTC)
Re: Detachable brain huh?
Good thing you didn't see some guy selling your brain on the street and you had to pay $20 just to get it back
Jan. 10th, 2003 06:49 pm (UTC)
You could always have mine.
If ever you need a brain on loan feel free to ask. I occasionally let others have a fun tour through the inner reaches of my mind. Comes complete with souvenir KISS T-shirt, and free access to the board list.
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