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Confessional?

There are just so many ways I could label this post. Perhaps it is a confessional of my guilty conscience. Or, just admitting I am a recalcitrant pervert.

It could also be a reporting of karmic balance forcing its way into our lives.

I reported not too long ago about my frustrations caused by the emergency bells I hear every fucking morning when coming to work.

Lately, I've been trying to catch with my eyes who exactly pushes the doors open first, just so I can curse them under my breath.

This morning, the guilty party was a very attractive young woman - a redhead, which is always a weakness for me. So, I only cursed her a little bit. I was right behind her to the left walking up the stairwell upon exiting the platform, and suddenly she stumbled on the stairs, thankfully catching herself with her hands as she fell.

It was clear she was physically OK. It was also clear she was not having a good start to her day, as her white skirt followed her during her upwards fall, temporarily pretending to be a blouse. And there was I, your reporter, right behind her noticing all that her skirt had revealed.

She had nothing else on. Not a stitch. No underwear what so ever. And everything she wanted to hide was out as clear as day.

Now, I feel guilty for gazing at what was revealed. I have to admit, it was a very pretty sight. My libido does tend to flare up in the mornings, so this was akin to a lovely present. So, I am a dirty perv.

But, perhaps it was karma. Perhaps it was the universe saying, "Do NOT go through the emergency doors, you lazy lazy person! For I will reveal your private parts!!!"

You be the judge.

Comments

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clayfoot
May. 22nd, 2007 02:21 pm (UTC)
Stop taunting me with your sophisticated urban lifestyle!
iamtrogdor
May. 22nd, 2007 02:30 pm (UTC)
Maybe this was your burning bush, Moses....
taliakit
May. 22nd, 2007 02:41 pm (UTC)
OT
I dreamed about you this morning. We were watching Forest Gump, and then I wanted to know if you read the Heroes online 'comics' because they had a bit in about the Vietnam War that was weird/cool. Also dahling was there, and I was saying to her that I read her entries on your friendspage, and I should add her to my friends list (except in real life I already did that...)

*hugs*
tripartite
May. 22nd, 2007 02:48 pm (UTC)
Why would you feel guilty? I don't see that you've done anything wrong.
pallidbat
May. 22nd, 2007 04:00 pm (UTC)
Why does this never happen at my work?

Oh wait, because I work with a lot of geek guys. Erg. Never mind. ;)
feyrieprincess
May. 22nd, 2007 05:30 pm (UTC)
Redhead with no panties ???
*Sigh
You caught me.
I admit it.
It was me...
I sneak up there every morning to make the emergency bells ring to make sure you are up in time for work.
boymeat
May. 22nd, 2007 09:07 pm (UTC)
Re: Redhead with no panties ???
If that were the case, you would have never made it back onto your feet. And we would have heard quite the symphony of gasps after what I would have done to you.
redhead_sue
May. 22nd, 2007 06:01 pm (UTC)
redheads are a weakness, huh? :)

Perhaps this was a positive karmic payback for YOU - "you don't like the emergency bells? Well here's a gift to make up for it!"
boymeat
May. 22nd, 2007 09:08 pm (UTC)
You never figured that part out? ;-)
viviane212
May. 22nd, 2007 06:05 pm (UTC)
When you confront her about pushing the doors, you can compliment her on her choice of underwear. ;-D
justabear
May. 22nd, 2007 06:05 pm (UTC)
your ethnic heritage is showing again. relax, and enjoy the view!
willowrrain
May. 23rd, 2007 03:21 pm (UTC)
Clearly naked red head girly parts should be considered a blessing from the gods.

You lucky bastard.
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