OK, that's great. Who's Kyle?
Also, I'm sure by now everyone has heard about Paris Hilton somehow crying herself out of jail. Oh, but she's thanking the Sheriffs department for being "fair" and that she will be serving the rest of her sentence under house arrest.
Excuse me? You get to serve out your sentence in your mansion? What?
I would love to show Paris a truly frightening jail experience. I bet I could come up with a few ideas.