Yeah. Right now I feel like my life is crumbling apart all around me. I'm sure if that is true or not, but it sure feels that way.
And to ensure that I am feeling especially miserable, my back just threw itself out an hour ago. I'm in blinding pain whenever I try to stand up, which by the way, I can't do. I'm stuck in my chair at my desk at work, and I really can't move. At all.
Past experiences tell me that this will last for at least a week.
And right smack in the middle of the busiest time I have had all year at work. I simply cannot afford to be out of the office.
Which is a shame, because I should be in an emergency room right now.
Well, sucks to be me.