I have at least one story to tell from my fabulous weekend in Columbus, Ohio. And I will tell it.

But first, I must share a movie with you all. And because I really don't think giving you the contents will take anything away from your experience with this movie, here is a description:

A relatively work-safe (no nudity) movie of a woman in a fetishy nurses outfit showing cleavage with raw chickens as boxing gloves beating up on a man who is being held while also wearing raw chicken boxing gloves and the additional layer of protection of a mask/helmet made from more raw chickens.

Vegetarians, run way. Now.

For the rest of you who are still with me on this path to "What the fuck????", here you go.