But first, I must share a movie with you all. And because I really don't think giving you the contents will take anything away from your experience with this movie, here is a description:
A relatively work-safe (no nudity) movie of a woman in a fetishy nurses outfit showing cleavage with raw chickens as boxing gloves beating up on a man who is being held while also wearing raw chicken boxing gloves and the additional layer of protection of a mask/helmet made from more raw chickens.
Vegetarians, run way. Now.
For the rest of you who are still with me on this path to "What the fuck????", here you go.