I'm too busy to have an actual intelligent thought today.
So, borrowed from
sweets00 who borrowed it from someone who borrowed it from someone (as memes are known to be borrowed), here is one for today:
Write yourself the most unattractive Personal Ad possible, without either making anything up about yourself, or sounding like you're trying to be unappealing.
My two takes:
Take One - Arguable Male, begrudgingly over 30. Hopeless romantic seeks filthy whore.
Ruled way too appealing.
Take Two - 31 year old paranoid New York male Jew who keeps getting mistaken for a FTM and has never seen the inside of a gym in his life seeks partner to serve as a living, breathing Real Doll. Expected to create specific body odors at my whim (buying deodorant supports terrorists), keep excellent care of feet, be escorted into public and/or private bathrooms for filthy sex acts at a moments notice, and act out incest fantasies that would make Caligula blush. Pain tolerance is a must, as is superior knowledge of cover-up makeup. Must be caring, sweet, intelligent, sane, and MUST meet my mother. Excellent naked cooks a plus.
In other news, I think I might be in the upcoming Time Out New York sex issue. I'll update you all as it comes closer.
So, borrowed from
sweets00 who borrowed it from someone who borrowed it from someone (as memes are known to be borrowed), here is one for today:Write yourself the most unattractive Personal Ad possible, without either making anything up about yourself, or sounding like you're trying to be unappealing.
My two takes:
Take One - Arguable Male, begrudgingly over 30. Hopeless romantic seeks filthy whore.
Ruled way too appealing.
Take Two - 31 year old paranoid New York male Jew who keeps getting mistaken for a FTM and has never seen the inside of a gym in his life seeks partner to serve as a living, breathing Real Doll. Expected to create specific body odors at my whim (buying deodorant supports terrorists), keep excellent care of feet, be escorted into public and/or private bathrooms for filthy sex acts at a moments notice, and act out incest fantasies that would make Caligula blush. Pain tolerance is a must, as is superior knowledge of cover-up makeup. Must be caring, sweet, intelligent, sane, and MUST meet my mother. Excellent naked cooks a plus.
In other news, I think I might be in the upcoming Time Out New York sex issue. I'll update you all as it comes closer.
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take two? still appealing (except for stinky factor!)
try again? lol
I have to admit that it sounds reasonably appealing to me too, sorry. :) Maybe it's because we know you?
"33 y/o Man with "Harkonnesque" physique currently between jobs and homes looking for woman into being used as punching bag and urinal. Must enjoy extended bouts of oral sex (giving not receiving) and trying to breath with a bag over your head. Height/Weight not as important as desire for abuse. Must enjoy camping and living under bridges. Willingness to support me till I can get my shit together a big plus, expect many bouts of stress relieving beatings and choking".
And I have a naked cook right now!
Hey, me too! Do you know when that's coming out?
Also, thanks for the new fetish. Like I needed another one. Especially one that costs six thousand dollars !!!
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