Boymeat (boymeat) wrote,


I'm too busy to have an actual intelligent thought today.

So, borrowed from sweets00 who borrowed it from someone who borrowed it from someone (as memes are known to be borrowed), here is one for today:

Write yourself the most unattractive Personal Ad possible, without either making anything up about yourself, or sounding like you're trying to be unappealing.

My two takes:

Take One - Arguable Male, begrudgingly over 30. Hopeless romantic seeks filthy whore.

Ruled way too appealing.

Take Two - 31 year old paranoid New York male Jew who keeps getting mistaken for a FTM and has never seen the inside of a gym in his life seeks partner to serve as a living, breathing Real Doll. Expected to create specific body odors at my whim (buying deodorant supports terrorists), keep excellent care of feet, be escorted into public and/or private bathrooms for filthy sex acts at a moments notice, and act out incest fantasies that would make Caligula blush. Pain tolerance is a must, as is superior knowledge of cover-up makeup. Must be caring, sweet, intelligent, sane, and MUST meet my mother. Excellent naked cooks a plus.

In other news, I think I might be in the upcoming Time Out New York sex issue. I'll update you all as it comes closer.

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