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The skies over NYC today are a gloomy gray. Much like my mood, strangely enough. Woke up in a funk and I haven't been able to shake out of it.

Not all is bad though, as pages 30-31 of the current issue of Time Out NY (that would be the October 4th issue) features lolitasir and myself as sexperts! Lolita is in the Bondage and Spanking categories, and I star in the Electric play, Feet, and Watersports write-ups. Also in the issue are friends such as Jefferson on page 18 (double penetrations, oh my!), a very good pro-domme friend of mine, Mistress Coraline on pages 24 and 26, and Selina Fire on Anal Play on page 30.

I need to build a stable of fuckbuddies in NYC. Especially those who can be available for same-day excursions. Ah, not bloody likely. I do much better out of state. Oh well.


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Oct. 3rd, 2007 03:44 pm (UTC)
ya know I thought of you the other day. Spike was showing me pictures from some japanese industrial product website, and they were selling a bright yellow "portable decontamination unit" which looked like the perfect take-it-anywhere watersports playground.
Oct. 3rd, 2007 03:45 pm (UTC)
Wow! Can't wait to get my Time Out. I'm so proud to be friends with nationally-renowned sexperts. :)

As for the second part of your post... it's clear that we need a second date.
Oct. 3rd, 2007 03:53 pm (UTC)
i hear you both...were at Folsom (lolitasir) and yourself...

i was sadly either booting or getting lost in the crowd.
Oct. 3rd, 2007 05:34 pm (UTC)
We are very elusive....
Oct. 3rd, 2007 04:00 pm (UTC)
Gotta meet this loitasir.

Thanks for the message. Can't wait to see you again.
Oct. 3rd, 2007 05:36 pm (UTC)
It's somebody that Boymeat made up. Doesn't really exist.
Oct. 3rd, 2007 05:58 pm (UTC)
I can only imagine. Apparently other people have this same illness. I wonder what the new name of this sickness will become.



And what would the signs and symptoms of Lolitaitis be?
Oct. 16th, 2007 03:31 am (UTC)
Some symptoms are seeing feyries masturbating to lolita while she swings canes with wild abandon.
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Oct. 3rd, 2007 09:32 pm (UTC)
Yes - yes, we need to.
Oct. 3rd, 2007 04:55 pm (UTC)
Are you saying it is difficult to build a stable of fuckbuddies in New York??

Crap...that was one reason I was looking to move there, lol.
Oct. 3rd, 2007 04:57 pm (UTC)
It'll be easier (for me) when you move here. :-)
Oct. 3rd, 2007 05:08 pm (UTC)
( :

and keep in mind, the main reason I'm a project manager is the flexible hours and freedom to work from home.
Oct. 3rd, 2007 05:11 pm (UTC)

The articles are also available online. The site's a bit hard to navigate, so here's a guide. These latest updates are currently being formatted and some pages seem to be not loading completely (at least on my browser), but they should be fixed later and I don't expect the URLs to change:

Pick-a-fetish megachart
So you really want to stick an electric tube up your penis but just don’t know where to begin. Fear not—TONY is here to help!http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/features/23096/pickafetish-megachart

The 2007 sex poll
We sounded the call, and you came. Like, all over the place. Behold, the results of our annual boot-knocking survey, fantasy edition. http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/features/23099/the-2007-sex-poll

Post coital
A Web project wants you to share your fantasies—through the mail.

Who just had sex?
We took photos of five people postboning—and seven more who just went for a jog. Can you tell the diff?

Hideous kinky
Forget whips and chains: Some customers make even hardened dungeon mistresses queasy.

Whack addicts
When fantasies take over your life, here’s how to get it back.

House call: Dominatrix dungeon
Just like pleasure-inducing pain, this temple of torment is both naughty and nice.

Lip service
With help from some local sexperts, we’ve compiled a TONY–approved guide to getting around downtown.
[how to perform oral sex]

The Nether–lands
Women have complicated relationships with their hair down there: A source of anxiety, shame and annoyance, is taking it all off—permanently—the right choice?

To fur, with love
One man’s painterly quest to destigmatize the much-maligned furry.

Device squad
Flesh pickings [comparing HD porn]

Express lane
Trench ticklers
[raincoats for flashers]

DVD review
Caligula: Imperial Edition

What's YOUR fantasy
We asked New Yorkers to live out theirs—from a threesome to a TS prostitute to a rape—and recorded the results, charting every fear, tear and squirting orgasm.
[intro only for:]

I want a...happy ending

I want a…pro domme http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/features/23091/i-want-aempro-domme

I want a…TS prostitute

I want to…be raped

I want to…cheat on my wife

I want to…have sex in public

I want to…have sex with my bicycle

I want to…splosh

I want…double penetration

I want…gay sex in a no-tell motel

Oct. 3rd, 2007 05:50 pm (UTC)
How in the world did you find those? I searched the site - they sure didn't make it easy.
Oct. 3rd, 2007 05:31 pm (UTC)
Yes, I've noticed you do quite well for yourself in the South!
Oct. 3rd, 2007 06:13 pm (UTC)
fuckbuddies in NYC? hello! (waving hand frantically)
Oct. 3rd, 2007 09:32 pm (UTC)
Yes. E-mail me all your info again? It dawned on me that I don't have your digits.
Oct. 3rd, 2007 06:14 pm (UTC)
Like I said, we are all over that issue.

Just goes to show you, it's who you know. ;-D

[raises hand]
Oct. 3rd, 2007 09:03 pm (UTC)
I don't really count as a potential fuckbuddy since I'm rather prudish about sex, but I'm willing to be a playbuddy whenever you want, and am usually available on short notice since I am the freelance queen.
Oct. 3rd, 2007 09:33 pm (UTC)
Sounds like a plan.
Oct. 3rd, 2007 09:33 pm (UTC)
think of it this way... you have lovers/fuckbuddies/playpartners ~nationwide~. *grin* *scoots away*
Oct. 3rd, 2007 09:40 pm (UTC)
The rate I see you, you should add international to the mix. :-P
Oct. 4th, 2007 04:39 am (UTC)
you know.... you Could come to CT too :P and its not my fault you were out of town this past weekend when I was there *grumble*

So.... email me... we can compare calendars :D
Oct. 3rd, 2007 10:11 pm (UTC)
::Frantically waves hand to volunteer self:: the caning you gave me in April was the last time I played in a non-vanilla manner...has been too long!
Oct. 4th, 2007 04:58 am (UTC)
You still get sex far more often than me. :P
Oct. 4th, 2007 07:18 pm (UTC)
I picked up my copy of Time-Out NY today, very nice!

And I am NY adjacent you know ;-)
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