ya know I thought of you the other day. Spike was showing me pictures from some japanese industrial product website, and they were selling a bright yellow "portable decontamination unit" which looked like the perfect take-it-anywhere watersports playground.

Wow! Can't wait to get my Time Out. I'm so proud to be friends with nationally-renowned sexperts. :)

As for the second part of your post... it's clear that we need a second date.

i hear you both...were at Folsom (lolitasir) and yourself...

i was sadly either booting or getting lost in the crowd.

Gotta meet this loitasir.

Thanks for the message. Can't wait to see you again.

I can only imagine. Apparently other people have this same illness. I wonder what the new name of this sickness will become.

raginglolitaitis

hotinlolita

And what would the signs and symptoms of Lolitaitis be?

Are you saying it is difficult to build a stable of fuckbuddies in New York??

Crap...that was one reason I was looking to move there, lol.

( :

and keep in mind, the main reason I'm a project manager is the flexible hours and freedom to work from home.

The articles are also available online. The site's a bit hard to navigate, so here's a guide. These latest updates are currently being formatted and some pages seem to be not loading completely (at least on my browser), but they should be fixed later and I don't expect the URLs to change:

Pick-a-fetish megachart
So you really want to stick an electric tube up your penis but just don’t know where to begin. Fear not—TONY is here to help!http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/features/23096/pickafetish-megachart

The 2007 sex poll
We sounded the call, and you came. Like, all over the place. Behold, the results of our annual boot-knocking survey, fantasy edition. http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/features/23099/the-2007-sex-poll

Post coital
A Web project wants you to share your fantasies—through the mail.
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/features/23100/post-coital

Who just had sex?
We took photos of five people postboning—and seven more who just went for a jog. Can you tell the diff?
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/features/23095/who-just-had-sex

Hideous kinky
Forget whips and chains: Some customers make even hardened dungeon mistresses queasy.
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/features/23097/hideous-kinky

Whack addicts
When fantasies take over your life, here’s how to get it back.
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/features/23098/whack-addicts

House call: Dominatrix dungeon
Just like pleasure-inducing pain, this temple of torment is both naughty and nice.
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/house-home/22954/house-call-dominatrix-dungeon

Lip service
With help from some local sexperts, we’ve compiled a TONY–approved guide to getting around downtown.
[how to perform oral sex]
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/mind-body/23013/lip-service

The Nether–lands
Women have complicated relationships with their hair down there: A source of anxiety, shame and annoyance, is taking it all off—permanently—the right choice?
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/mind-body/23014/the-netherlands

To fur, with love
One man’s painterly quest to destigmatize the much-maligned furry.
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/out-there/22922/to-fur-with-love

Device squad
Flesh pickings [comparing HD porn]
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/shopping/23008/device-squad

Express lane
Trench ticklers
[raincoats for flashers]
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/shopping/22953/express-lane

DVD review
Caligula: Imperial Edition
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/time-in/22987/caligula-imperial-edition

What's YOUR fantasy
We asked New Yorkers to live out theirs—from a threesome to a TS prostitute to a rape—and recorded the results, charting every fear, tear and squirting orgasm.
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/features/23084/whats-your-fantasy
[intro only for:]

I want a...happy ending
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/features/23092/i-want-aemhappy-ending

I want a…pro domme http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/features/23091/i-want-aempro-domme

I want a…TS prostitute
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/features/23093/i-want-aemts-prostitute

I want to…be raped
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/features/23090/i-want-toembe-raped

I want to…cheat on my wife
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/features/23087/i-want-toemcheat-on-my-wife

I want to…have sex in public
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/features/23087/i-want-toemcheat-on-my-wife

I want to…have sex with my bicycle
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/features/23094/i-want-toemhave-sex-with-my-bicycle

I want to…splosh
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/features/23086/i-want-toemsplosh

I want…double penetration
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/features/23085/i-wantemdouble-penetration

I want…gay sex in a no-tell motel
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/article/features/23088/i-wantemgay-sex-in-a-notell-motel

Yes, I've noticed you do quite well for yourself in the South!

fuckbuddies in NYC? hello! (waving hand frantically)

Like I said, we are all over that issue.

Just goes to show you, it's who you know. ;-D

[raises hand]

I don't really count as a potential fuckbuddy since I'm rather prudish about sex, but I'm willing to be a playbuddy whenever you want, and am usually available on short notice since I am the freelance queen.

think of it this way... you have lovers/fuckbuddies/playpartners ~nationwide~. *grin* *scoots away*

you know.... you Could come to CT too :P and its not my fault you were out of town this past weekend when I was there *grumble*

So.... email me... we can compare calendars :D

::Frantically waves hand to volunteer self:: the caning you gave me in April was the last time I played in a non-vanilla manner...has been too long!

You still get sex far more often than me. :P

I picked up my copy of Time-Out NY today, very nice!

And I am NY adjacent you know ;-)