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Heard on AIM

Because I am in a sharing mood tonight.

melebeth: J-lube comes as a powder???
Me: Yup. That's its original form. Powder, add water, and slip and slide forever.
Melebeth: Huh.
You, like, know stuff.
Me: One or two things. I even have a bottle... but I've been too afraid to use it.
Melebeth:  I don't blame you. You'd want to mix it in a hood.
Me: That, and the clean up. Oh the clean up! I mean, the stuff stays slick forever. Showering? Maybe after 20 washes.
Melebeth: You'd never get it off the walls. You'd have to use a dry brush and prayer.
Me: Or, a spray bottle with salt water. Salt breaks it down instantly. It always makes me think of J-lube as liquidized slugs.
Melebeth: In fact... EWWWWWWWW
Me: I knew that would happen.
Melebeth:  J-lube has just become instant edge play *twitch*
Me: Ha ha! It's nice to know I still have my touch, post-break up.
Melebeth: You couldn't lose it if you tried.


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Nov. 16th, 2007 12:57 am (UTC)
You. Utterly. Rule!

I MUST share that conversation with, oh, 20 or 30 of my friends and acquaintances!
Nov. 16th, 2007 01:27 am (UTC)
Fun party trick: fill a wading pool with J-lube. I got to be the token male with, if memory serves, three women. It was a tough job, but someone had to do it. ;-)
Nov. 16th, 2007 04:12 am (UTC)
Nov. 16th, 2007 04:24 am (UTC)
I have *got* to get AIM on this desktop!
Nov. 16th, 2007 05:35 am (UTC)
I just gotta say agina, You kick ass, lol.
Nov. 16th, 2007 06:57 pm (UTC)
Why does Googling for this yield as many veterinary supply links as kinky play links?
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