While it was on, my parents thought way back when that I was squirming on the living room floor because I was trying to find a comfortable position to sleep in. No - I was jerking off for the first time in my conscious memory.
Over the years, I have half-heartedly looked online for the skit.
Well, today, in a complete random decision to look at YouTube, after not looking for this particular skit for years, I found it.
The quality of the video absolutely sucks, but that makes sense, seeing as at least in my memory, it would have aired in 1980-1.