Boymeat (boymeat) wrote,

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Because you can't make this stuff up. Oh yeah, we did.

From a recent conversation between kathryntact and I about someone you do not know and her feet that I consider... unpleasing.

Boymeat - It's absolutely terrifying, really.
Kathryn - I would completely agree. 
Kathryn - She wants you to play with her feet.
Boymeat - Well, there goes masturbation for the rest of the night.
Kathryn - Whatever. 
Kathryn - I know you and your cock.
Kathryn - Masturbation is never out the window.
Boymeat -  I dunno. My mind might remind me of her and gawd only knows what her feet look like and my cock will say see ya! and run off into the night screaming like cartman with flames shooting out of his ass that were caused by aliens that look like her.
Kathryn - Great.  Now there goes my ability to masturbate for the night.
Kathryn - Thanks.

Yes, I was temporarily turned into an obnoxious 12 year old. Move along.

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