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From a recent conversation between kathryntact and I about someone you do not know and her feet that I consider... unpleasing.

Boymeat - It's absolutely terrifying, really.
Kathryn - I would completely agree. 
Kathryn - She wants you to play with her feet.
Boymeat - Well, there goes masturbation for the rest of the night.
Kathryn - Whatever. 
Kathryn - I know you and your cock.
Kathryn - Masturbation is never out the window.
Boymeat -  I dunno. My mind might remind me of her and gawd only knows what her feet look like and my cock will say see ya! and run off into the night screaming like cartman with flames shooting out of his ass that were caused by aliens that look like her.
Kathryn - Great.  Now there goes my ability to masturbate for the night.
Kathryn - Thanks.

Yes, I was temporarily turned into an obnoxious 12 year old. Move along.


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Mar. 4th, 2008 01:17 am (UTC)

Mar. 4th, 2008 01:25 am (UTC)

I have unpleasing feet. I have fugly feet and fuglier toes. Terrifying.

And I like them whipped.....hoping perhaps that they will fall off and cute, little, soft perfect feet will grow in their place.

But I know you like pretty feet and I try to hide my waterski duck feet when you are around so s not to offend you. grin~grimace
Mar. 4th, 2008 01:27 am (UTC)
Oh dear, I was afraid someone would say that. I have my style of feet, that is all. Others like stuff I don't. Please don't feel you have to hide yourself from the ankles down just because I am around!
Mar. 4th, 2008 01:33 am (UTC)
I was thinking of getting special Daffy slippers to wear around you. Or two of those elephant foot unbrella stands that some people used to have.
Mar. 4th, 2008 01:52 am (UTC)
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