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Fetishes. Collect the whole set.

Did you ever wake up in the morning bored with all the fetishes you have? Maybe you feel like you've explored all there is to explore, put all your specific fetishes in neat little cubbyholes perfect for safe keeping? You've looked across the sexual landscape and all you could muscle up was a yawn?

Don't fret. There are still new fetishes to take on.

Here is one that you can involve yourself in while it's still on the ground floor. Get on the band wagon nice and early! Try Erotic Falconing!


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Apr. 4th, 2008 05:43 pm (UTC)

Did you look at the stills? The guy with the bike helmet was GREAT!
Apr. 4th, 2008 05:46 pm (UTC)
The pictures are totally what makes this site a classic.
Apr. 4th, 2008 05:44 pm (UTC)
So we can expect your workshop on EF when?

I am very amused!

Apr. 4th, 2008 05:47 pm (UTC)
I'm gonna go one better. I'll create my own - Erotic Aquarium Keeping. Also known as EAK!

Edited at 2008-04-04 05:47 pm (UTC)
Apr. 4th, 2008 05:53 pm (UTC)
Your tagline can be "Dip Your Balls In It!" There can be all kind of scrotum-in-tank pics with little fishes nibbling away. Maybe some snails for "really dirty boys".


Apr. 4th, 2008 06:01 pm (UTC)
But they use a wrist guard? Isn't the point to let the falcon dig its claws into your arm?
Apr. 4th, 2008 06:04 pm (UTC)
Be kind to them, it is a new fetish after all. Time will bring many more hardcore elements to the surface.
Apr. 4th, 2008 06:14 pm (UTC)
And then some random dungeon in Denver will hold a "Most Hardcore Edgy Falcon Scene Eva" and give out awards for it.
Apr. 4th, 2008 08:56 pm (UTC)
Okay -

I have to laugh. ALOT! Once again....the "random dungeon" in Denver is having an Extreme Scene Competition with awards. It's better explained this year, but it's amazing that the owner has decided to have it again this year. I thought she would have learned.
Apr. 4th, 2008 09:13 pm (UTC)
Hey! i have a random dungeon in Denver. Wasn't Falcon a porn studio in the nineties? Are they still around?

It's not for me to criticize someone else's fetish. God knows i have enough of my own. But here are some things i saw on the internet that shocked me.

1. Forced furries... putting someone in an animal suit and locking them into it for hours
2. Roleplaying as Tarzan the Apeman
3. The great AB vs. DL debate
4. Bondage in full medieval armor suits
5. Fans of "rectal palpation"... for horses
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Apr. 4th, 2008 06:52 pm (UTC)
Good. He deserved it. Somehow.
Apr. 4th, 2008 08:07 pm (UTC)
Daddy drinks because Baby Jesus cries.
Apr. 4th, 2008 06:37 pm (UTC)
Too funny!
Apr. 4th, 2008 06:39 pm (UTC)
*grumbles* Stupid eagle gnawing on perfectly good feet...
Apr. 4th, 2008 06:44 pm (UTC)
Thanks. I put it up on Twitter.
Apr. 4th, 2008 06:46 pm (UTC)
K wants to have a scene in which I force her to play DDR.
Apr. 4th, 2008 06:53 pm (UTC)
I can totally see this with a single tail and and old western-esque script. I said dance, ger'damnit, dance!
Apr. 4th, 2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
hehehe that would be awesome. I have a little time to work out the details before I put her to it. I've also told her she has to at least try the DDR first outside of a scene.
Apr. 4th, 2008 07:05 pm (UTC)
WELL, then.... o.O
Apr. 4th, 2008 07:48 pm (UTC)
oh my god, (saying this out loud over and over).

Thanks for the laughter on this what - 6th day of grey wet southern drear.
Apr. 4th, 2008 08:07 pm (UTC)
I especially love the one of the guy in the shower choking his chicken falcon.
Apr. 4th, 2008 08:08 pm (UTC)

Bad Scene! bad Scene! Pedophelia, and Non Consensual Erotic Falconing!
Apr. 4th, 2008 08:14 pm (UTC)
It should be a trading card game. Maybe you can even fight them, like Pokemon cards! I'll trade you a rare Necroclown fetish for your common Feet, Mudfight, and Redhead fetishes! Necroclown has some pretty high offense, but not very good magic points.
Apr. 5th, 2008 04:18 am (UTC)
This is a subsection of fowl play. *scampers off
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