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I really want sex tonight, me thinks.

Just sayin'.


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Apr. 18th, 2008 07:31 pm (UTC)
Umm... feet. *wonders off to dream land*

Wait, what?


Edited at 2008-04-18 11:54 pm (UTC)
Apr. 18th, 2008 07:44 pm (UTC)
mmm sex
Apr. 18th, 2008 07:52 pm (UTC)
Mah nish tanah ha laliah hazeh?
Apr. 18th, 2008 08:59 pm (UTC)
Yeah yeah yeah...
Apr. 18th, 2008 09:02 pm (UTC)
It was a cheap shot....but seasonally correct.
Apr. 18th, 2008 08:01 pm (UTC)
I bet you will find it Mr. Man. :P
Apr. 18th, 2008 08:14 pm (UTC)
Hmmmm....Me too!!!....even with a bio dick....hmmm...can you get to the west coast before I come to my Lesbian senses? LOL
Apr. 18th, 2008 08:16 pm (UTC)
Didnt mean even....meant with a bio dick!!!LOL
Apr. 18th, 2008 08:17 pm (UTC)
Hmmm... same day flights are pretty expensive...
Apr. 18th, 2008 08:34 pm (UTC)
Apr. 18th, 2008 08:44 pm (UTC)
Verily. Flying to Athens would also be very expensive.

Transportation devices really need to be invented.
Apr. 18th, 2008 08:18 pm (UTC)
Of course you already checked!!!!LOL
Apr. 18th, 2008 08:49 pm (UTC)
You should go get some then!
Apr. 18th, 2008 08:57 pm (UTC)
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.

(I can't have sex for at least 8 more days.)
Apr. 18th, 2008 08:59 pm (UTC)
Hey, I'm probably not gonna get any. Don't be hatin'!
Apr. 18th, 2008 09:07 pm (UTC)
Let me rephrase: I can't have an orgasm for at least 8 more days. I'm not even allowed to masturbate. :(

Have I mentioned that I am so horny that I want to hump the side of the house?
Apr. 19th, 2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
Couch arms work well.
Apr. 19th, 2008 04:26 pm (UTC)
Problem is: I'm nine months pregnant and I went into preterm labor already. I now have seven more days until I am within the "safe" window for giving birth at home. I'm not allowed any *cough* stimulation until next Saturday.

Otherwise, my couch arm wouldn't know what hit it.
Apr. 18th, 2008 09:57 pm (UTC)
Well what kind of sex are you talking about? I mean are we talking about you having some lovely thing with to die for feet to rub them all over your dick, while you're bound to the bed... then lean over and give you a blowjob. Is that the kind of sex you're wanting?
Or is it more along the line of me in jock and boots bound into a sling and you plowing my ass while I beg Uncle Phil to stop?
I'm just wanting a bit of clarification. 'Course I realize that there are many other possibilities.
Apr. 18th, 2008 11:23 pm (UTC)
Me too. Damn, where'd I put that magic flying carpet.....
Apr. 19th, 2008 04:30 am (UTC)
I feel your pain and if I could find my vibrator i would jack off but day 5 and still no vibrator.. .the hunt continues.
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