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I really want sex tonight, me thinks.

Just sayin'.


Apr. 18th, 2008 08:59 pm (UTC)
Hey, I'm probably not gonna get any. Don't be hatin'!
Apr. 18th, 2008 09:07 pm (UTC)
Let me rephrase: I can't have an orgasm for at least 8 more days. I'm not even allowed to masturbate. :(

Have I mentioned that I am so horny that I want to hump the side of the house?
Apr. 19th, 2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
Couch arms work well.
Apr. 19th, 2008 04:26 pm (UTC)
Problem is: I'm nine months pregnant and I went into preterm labor already. I now have seven more days until I am within the "safe" window for giving birth at home. I'm not allowed any *cough* stimulation until next Saturday.

Otherwise, my couch arm wouldn't know what hit it.