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Play party + Passover= fun.

Tonight, I'll be going to a play party.

It's also Passover.

So, I will bring canes and singletails, and offer all my friends the opportunity to be anointed with their blood, thus guaranteeing their security on this night. Granted, it's not lamb's blood, but it'll do.

(As an aside, I'm so happy that Jews don't believe in hell. Because if we did, this post could be considered major evidence against me.)


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Apr. 19th, 2008 03:31 pm (UTC)
But you already knew that you're going to the Special Hell. And what to do about the Bread of Affliction?
Apr. 20th, 2008 06:50 pm (UTC)
let it get really hard and use it as a bludgeoning tool?
Apr. 19th, 2008 03:47 pm (UTC)
Canes and Singletails are Kosher for Passover *grin*

Happy Passover!
Apr. 19th, 2008 04:44 pm (UTC)
Happy Passover. I'm celebrating tonight with a seder, including the sephardic tradition of the leeks.
...Each person at the seder table receives a leek. During the reading of the story of Passover, when they hear a word they find objectionable or oppressive, they beat the person next to them with the leek. Typical "oppressive" words are bondage, slavery, suffering, but you get to pick your own objectionable words. And you can take offense at as many words as you want.
(Hit with either the leafy or bulb end. Keep extra leeks in reserve for when yours falls apart.)
Apr. 21st, 2008 12:59 am (UTC)
Can one decide to find the words "and" and "the" objectionable? :)

Happy Pesach, Boymeat. Hope the slaying of the first born was all it was chalked up to be.
Apr. 19th, 2008 04:57 pm (UTC)
And rope, bring rope. What's Passover without bondage? Have fun.
Apr. 19th, 2008 05:32 pm (UTC)
That's a happy passover thought. Much better than my trying to convince a friend to make matzoh throwing stars.
Apr. 20th, 2008 03:53 am (UTC)
Hope you're having fun!! I am about to crash. Longest family seder evar... but had a blast teasing my brother.

Did you know there's something called "Frumster"? I lol'ed so hard at the table I almost pissed my skirt
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