"Hey kid... if you spent all that time you wasted playing Guitar Hero on learning how to play a real guitar, you'd be freaking Kirk Hammett."
Things that suck? American airlines planning to charge for checking bags on their flights. (NYTimes.com free registration required to read that.) OK bastards, then convince the TSA knuckleheads that a flogger and a singletail and a cane does not make me a terrorist. Talk about a forced fee. Twits.