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I'm not ready to talk about Leather Retreat yet. I had a brilliant amount of fun, and did succeed at my previous goal of whoring. I had amazing time with friends, and I met new ones. I lost some major parts of me, and I might have gained some as well.

I'm not sure when I'll be ready to talk about it. But to everyone who crossed my path at camp, thank you. And to OINK, thank you.

I will tell you a brief story though. Reading comics as I grew up, I always fantasized about being a male version of Catwoman. A sleek creature dressed in black, sneaking in and out of apartments late at night and grabbing whatever touched my fancy. This morning proved that I should ponder more about any future career changes.

Because this morning I somehow managed to lock myself inside my apartment. That's right, I didn't lock myself out, I locked myself in.

I'm special, you see.

How I did it is really immaterial. But I will tell you that I found myself with my doorknob in my hand, staring incredulously at my locked door, and wondered if I had found myself in a bizarre episode of The Twilight Zone as the minutes ticked by and I became later and later from work. I started calling my super, leaving several messages before paging him at his emergency number. I called lolitasir, praying that she was awake and would be willing to bring her set of keys to my place to free me from this consensual bondage.

Eventually the super was able to send someone to free me. He looked at my predicament with amazement... this lock malfunction simply isn't supposed to happen. They are designed to prevent precisely what had occurred. And still, because it is me, and my life, it had.

I was 40 minutes late for work in a morning where I was originally going to be 15 minutes early. But I'm a free man now, an escapee from the most bizarre bondage I have experienced to date.

So, cat burglar? Nope. Since I can't even break out of an apartment, I probably shouldn't attempt breaking in.

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ciani
Jul. 1st, 2008 05:26 pm (UTC)
That takes talent! I'm glad to hear you got out eventually. :* I loved spending time with you at camp.
cleovale
Jul. 1st, 2008 05:34 pm (UTC)
*blink*
*giggles a little*
ok, so, dont quit your day job to be a cat burglar... but can catwoman singletail someone til they both laugh and cry? I doubt it! wait.. thats kind of a hot thought *goes to a happy place*

I hope the rest of your day is going better!! Ill see you this weekend!
clayfoot
Jul. 1st, 2008 05:37 pm (UTC)
I still don't quite understand how you were imprisoned. What was holding the door shut? The door latch? The deadbolt?
tjk_40
Jul. 1st, 2008 05:39 pm (UTC)
That is full of awesome. That doesn't mean you won't WEAR the cat suit though, right?
crosslet
Jul. 1st, 2008 05:46 pm (UTC)
Kind of scary to think about being in that position in case of a fire. Glad you got out.
t_rex
Jul. 1st, 2008 05:48 pm (UTC)
I think you are still paying for dodging that tree.
feyrieprincess
Jul. 1st, 2008 05:53 pm (UTC)
Ok I will be a good little girl and not pressure you for all the details but I AM SO CURIOUS!!!!
dawne_vs_luna
Jul. 1st, 2008 05:56 pm (UTC)
Oy.
I'd say only you....but you are not the only one who I know that has had this happen to them.

*hugs*

Glad camp was good.
Miss ya.
rdhdsnippet
Jul. 1st, 2008 06:22 pm (UTC)
Ditto
I know of at least one other person, and I think two, who have done this.

Notably though, they are all men. ;)
kayt_arminta
Jul. 1st, 2008 06:04 pm (UTC)
Bwahahaha. I was nodding along, having the same fantasy but of the female variety but I have problems walking down stairs, never mind scaling buildings to get into bedroom windows. Seriously, my feet always seem to go out from under me if I'm not paying careful attention to what I'm doing, I've had some pretty stellar wipe outs in my day.
spikydave
Jul. 1st, 2008 06:46 pm (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I laugh only because I found myself in a similar predicament once in an apartment in Poland. It was the perfect setup too since the lock fell apart from the inside and I was trapped in the apartment with a very straight Ukranian guy. The other occupant of the apartment had already left for the office taking the mobile phone with him and with no land line, we had no method for calling for help. Shouting out the windows would have done no good since neither of us spoke any Polish to even get us help. We found a rudimentary toolkit in the apartment and managed to hammer the lock out of the door like a couple of crazy monkeys. Took about an hour to free ourselves from the place.

Not something to be that embarrassed about I'd say!
em_yrt
Jul. 1st, 2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
That's a spectacular excuse for being late to work.
lochai
Jul. 1st, 2008 11:11 pm (UTC)
Figures....

Man, what a weekend!

Can't go long between seeing each other...

See ya in a few days!
quem98
Jul. 2nd, 2008 05:24 am (UTC)
It was great seeing you at LR and hope to see you at TES or at some point when you're not a walking ball of stress.

As for the door thing, that's sounds a lot like the kind of shit that happens to me too.

Klutzes of the world, unite!

*crash*

On second thought, maybe not.
ne_penthe
Jul. 2nd, 2008 02:06 pm (UTC)
Oh my!!
I'm sorry to hear that.
However, thanks for the giggle this morning :)

Glad you had fun!
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